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@MrJasonGutierrez Jesus is real. He mows my lawn twice a month.

@kannabiz420 Lay off the pesticide-saturated shwag you're inhaling, dislodge your provencial, bellicose Yank cranium from your constipated anus, and review the Oxford Dictionary, one of the world's leading authorities on the English language: it's "artefact" (also "artifact"). Apologise (yes, th...

@GreenLightMe All 10 planks of the communist manifesto are law in this country, including the heavy income tax. Most of the Founding Fathers were Deists. You're a disinformation agent and a fucking shithead. You should be arrested and immediately shot, just like communists do their enemies.

@NZKarmakaze Poogle is for Sheeple.

@triumphantchrist And after you're done with her, you'll be back on your knees sucking Jesus' circumcised shmekel and rimming his unwiped sphincter.

Oh look, it's a gathering of politicians, attorneys, Geithner and Bernanke.

@MikeLomb As opposed to stupid yank humour.

@mendezfocus "New Age Crap", eh? As opposed to Old Age Crap? If you don't start using that dormant organ you keep hidden in that impenetrable cranium of yours, my serpent will sodomize your barking dogma.

Ambrose Bierce said it best: "Christian: n. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin."

"Clergyman: n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of bettering his temporal ones."

@TheShamanicAngel You can do these and any other forms you want. Practice and the skill will come to you! Good luck!

@bigbob8me My name is not DUDE. You missed my point completely. I'm not comparing Zappa as a guitarist to Page or others. I'm a foam-at-the-mouth Page fan. He's my favourite guitarist. I have all LZ recordings including rare bootlegs on vinyl. I've been to Boleskin house (and no, he wasn't ...

@cykoaudio777 Yeah, indepth measuring of soundwaves and male pheromone effects on scantily clad, nubile nymphomaniac females. LOL

@paullym25 How do you know what "the Jesus" looked like? Do you have his disciple-approved publicity photos or authentic period portrait? How do you know Jesus didn't have a mohawk and a Charlie Chaplin moustache?

@exposingthemachine Before you post your religious assumptions, first learn how to spell "Page", "Aleister", "Crowley's (with an apostrophe), "Bonham", and "Their" for starters.

Leary should have offered Al the asshole a cup of coffee spiked with LSD on his way out. Now, THAT would have been worth filming!

You are the most holy, divine Goddess in the world! Your feet are perfect and sublime. I bow down and worship You. Thank You so much for sharing your beauty with us.

@HMG5588 Shut up, you pathetic worthless kike. Your fraud god yahweh can lick my long haired ass while I wipe it with his torah and beard. Fuck you!

@efluengo It's not 29 deaf people. It's one spastic idiot who clicked the dislike button 29 times.

@mrbrannonmoore I have one of those BOB (Body Opponent Bags) with a photo of my ex-wife glued on his face. That's all the motivation I need to beat the living sh!t out of it every day for at least one hour. Irreverent humor aside, think of someone you really hate & train like you have 30 days t...

Very good! Keep up the excellent efforts. Thank you for posting this.

@naumutroi Thank you for clarifying that. You're right. Despite it being simple-looking to the untrained eye, there are, indeed, several ways to perform a front kick.

@qbluefirep It's called a video. Welcome to civilization.

@martynblackburn1977 It's not 77 people. It's one spastic idiot who hit the dislike button 77 times.

Lovely feet, but what the hell are "Ass Toes" in the title - toes that grow out of an ass?