I AM JESUS CHRIST

@AMpufnstuf

I am going to have to ask you to remove your extremely offensive comment. Otherwise, I will cause death & destruction to rain down on you.

I, JESUS CHRIST, HAVE SPOKEN! † † †

@AcetheJesusfreak Heaven looks like Las Vegas, except better.

@gurimbo Boy, just send me any money you receive & I shall cure you.

I, JESUS CHRIST, HAVE SPOKEN!

@LordFhalkyn Your coment is an insult to all of those Christians who abide by God's command to not commit the sin of homosexuality. You will BURN in the lake of fire!

I, JESUS CHRIST, HAVE SPOKEN!

@kittycorp Jesus here. Just don't get TOO close to my Father.. He doesn't like to be crowded, or have His personal space invaded.

I, JESUS CHRIST, HAVE SPOKEN!

@AMpufnstuf You fool. I'll personally see to it that you pay for those words. You ungrateful wretch

I, JESUS CHRIST, HAVE SPOKEN! † † †

இڿڰۣ--இڿஇڿڰۣ--இڿڰۣڰۣ--இڿڰۣڿڰۣஇڿڰۣڿڰۣஇڿڰۣ--

@FryderykFChopin Yes, for there is nothing quite as irksome as a crying infant. Dash them all against the rocks I say! I will not tolerate blubbering ankle-biters & smelly diapers.

I, JESUS CHRIST, HAVE SPOKEN! † † †

இڿڰۣ--இڿஇڿڰۣ--இڿڰۣڰۣ--இڿڰۣڿڰۣஇڿڰۣڿڰۣஇڿڰۣ--

@febwes93 I am your God & King.

@goemon9378 repost your comment, it got spammed by an insecure, deluded Christian...

I, Jesus Christ, am not impressed with this tomfoolery.

ATTENTION MY CHILDREN!

I am not impressed with richardmumolo, & what he did to a small furry animal when he was 13 years old when his hormones were starting to rage. We have reserved a special place for his soul. † † †

I, JESUS CHRIST, HAVE SPOKEN.

@elenore88 Hymns are the only music my Father & I approve of.

I, JESUS CHRIST, HAVE SPOKEN. † † †

@richardmumolo "Hell is for Children"??? I see you are a Satanist. Now I'm REALLY disappointed in you, Ricardo.

@richardmumolo I am not pleased with the music you are listening to. It does not worship me.

@richardmumolo I will see you on Judgment Day, unrepentant sinner. It will not be pretty.

I, JESUS CHRIST, HAVE SPOKEN! † † †

@LoveZick yes, you most likely heard of David in the news lately, regarding his sexual molestation of children. I will be severe with him come Judgment Day.

I, JESUS CHRIST, HAVE SPOKEN. † † †

@Bystronicman08 I am not a zombie. I am the Son of God, resurrected from the dead by my Father's love.

I, JESUS CHRIST, HAVE SPOKEN! † † †

@xXGodlessHeathenXx All you male humans & other animals look the same to me, & are equally useless. The only life form I have time for is female humans, for obvious reasons.

I, JESUS CHRIST, HAVE SHARED MY WISDOM! † † †

BethAndTerri are not real lol, disillusioned fools.

@streetwize4ever I will remember that comment when you come before me on Judgment day'

I HAVE SPOKEN! † † †

@fannyherb Ahhh... but I AM flexible in so many ways. Mary Magdalene was just saying that the other night when we were trying out new positions.

@Stumperx No! Nothing created me or my Father. We simply do not believe in a power higher than ourselves. In fact, you could say we're Atheists...

@falesian23 Yes, the more Muslims we can convert, the more financial contributors there are to fund my Second Coming. Anyone wishing to donate may do so through my PayPal account, under "Jesus Christ". Remember, I will look favorably upon all contributors on Judgment Day.

I HAVE SPOKEN! † † †

@asdsdsdsadsadsadasds You're wrong, my child. I will bless you if you make a monetary donation to help fund my Second Coming. Anyone wishing to donate may do so through my PayPal account, under "Jesus Christ". Remember, I will look favorably upon all contributors on Judgment Day.

I HAVE SPOKEN! †...

@AlbertaJCW001 Don't forget, I'm also asking for monetary donations to fund my Second Coming. The light show alone will cost in the neighborhood of $3 billion. Anyone wishing to donate may do so through my PayPal account, under "Jesus Christ". Remember, I will look favorably upon all contributors...

I am looking for monetary donations to fund my Second Coming. Anyone wishing to donate may do so through my PayPal account, under "Jesus Christ". Remember, I will look favorably upon all contributors on Judgment Day.

I HAVE SPOKEN! † † †