Do I really lose?

Winning by losing (like making your actual false victories the mere subordinates of my real greater victories), turning a disadvantage into an advantage, seizing victory from the jaws of defeat, having the last laugh all the way to the bank and back, taking a clear lead all along from the start to the finish, owning the entire competition and driving it nuts in joyous tandem, as well as those unforgettably sweet 11th hour victories attained from time to time... it's all for the winner in the end that is...

ME!!! ^_~

You lose, kiddos!

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