Dante1Savage - It's a form of medication.



"I am the last person you wanna fuck with because I will fuck you back."
- Miguel




"You owe me a new Michelin motherfucker."
- Doakes




"Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue."
- Kevin Nash on CM Punk.


"You have to try and do something AJ mate."
- John Cage on AJ Styles




Cracking Social Faux Pas with Prince Philip

"It looks like it was put in by an Indian."
- On seeing an old fuse box while touring an Edinburgh factory, 2000.

"Still throwing spears?"
- To Australian Aborigines, 2002.

"You'll never fly in it - you're too fat to be an astronaut."
- To a 13-year-old boy who said he wished one day to fly a rocket, 2009.




"Manchester United never die."
- Patrice Evra




"You burn my raft? Why you burn my raft man?
- Michael delivers what needs to become re-mix




"And I don't want to be horrible but she came out looking like something from the grave, and that's the intention. You're gonna look like the grave."
- John Cage being horrible towards Angelina Love




"You better get some Bunk Beds in this mother fucker."
- Chris Rock




"At my worst, at my worst, I beat Klitschko, and look what I did to his face. That was my worse, just think if I trained a little bit, I would beat him. What I did to Klitschko, I brought him in the deep end. After 5 rounds, that was it!"
- Lennox Lewis




"Wladimir Klitschko! He's not tough enough. He's not ready for me, it would be a waste of my time to go fight him, I would knock him out."
- Lennox Lewis




"Why don't ya speak, ya deaf cunt?"
- John Cage on HHH vs Undertaker fued.




"God bloody hell, you can't walk very well."
- Ricky Gervais.




"You care about hearing that an un-over mid card heel, beat an un-over mid card babyface, for an un-over mid card title, on an un-over mid card show?"
- John Cage on spoiling Wade Barrett's IC Title victory over Kofi Kingston on Smackdown.




"I have no doubt that the heat comes from Savage turning away from the WWE even when Vince wanted to keep him on the books in a non wrestling capacity. Macho didn't want this, he wanted to work so Savage left; he then even went to prove Vince was wrong by tearing it up in WCW. I bet Vince feels angry at Savage for not staying with the WWE family and being deserted again by a franchise star, but also deep down I am sure Vince is annoyed and angry at himself for not keeping Savage active as a wrestler. But he would never admit that to himself."
- John Cage on Randy Savage Shaggin' Stephanie McMahon.




"Regardless of how you book wrestling angles they eventually have to culminate in a match that has to draw emotional investment."
- John Cage on the Fatal Flaw in TNA




"I'll make a phone call probably Shawn will come. Bring your kids to Disney Shawn, c'mon. I'll go to church with ya. I mean I swear I'm not making a joke don't laugh."
- Scott Hall delivers a side splitter in regards to his Wrestling School plans.




"He didnt think he had to get RVD over, he thought I have to get my shitty angles over, he thought my shit is hogan sting and stings heel, so I have to ge that over. So RVD wins then beat down for Hogan to come out."
- John Cage on Russo's RVD Debut




"Russo did accomplish something last monday which I've never seen before. He took a man who hadn't been on TV in 3 years, put him on TV once and made him less over than he was when off TV. I've never seen that."
- John Cage on RVD's TNA Debut




"You know you can't be number one, when you can't do business."
- John Cage on Dixie Carter




"I am literally talking bollocks. Yeah, yeah. It's come to that...... let's have some water."
- Attaxwrongnes



"Just remember how your old man
walked Ben Wade to the station... when nobody else would."
- Dan Evans




"I'm the Bingo man."
- Booker T




"Yeah he is alright, because he's got a great pair of legs."
- Ricky Gervais




- What if he landed on his head arms tied behind his back, if I was Joe I'd say im quitting wrestling, think of his track record."
- Jim on Samoe Joe.




You think I was just gonna forget about you (Randy Savage) like you've obviously forgotten my name? Well Savage, you're gonna remember my name, it's Diamond Dallas Page. But you monkey boy are gonna remember me as D.D.P. BANG!"
- DDP ignites his fued with Macho Man.




"You out of shape, you fucking rat. Oh I wanna be a wrestler, I'm a legend. You gonna be in shape? You Gonna get in shape? You fucking, you fuck."
- John Cage on Mick Foley




"Maybe in a couple of years he can get on pay per view."
- John Cage on The Miz




"He's had worse storylines than the third season of Fraiser, and hes been buried more times than The Undertaker."
- Jim on Samoa Joe




"No, Kevin did try."
- Bam Bam when asked, was Nash a worse booker than Russo




"Because of

"Don't fuck with me fella."
- Al Pacino.