WHY DO DRUGS WHEN YOU CAN JUST MOW A LAWN?

football players know how to treat a woman right
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Yoga? Isn't that a cult?
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Peg, I'm trying to control an outbreak, and you're driving the monkey to the airport.
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Son, you're teasin' the gorilla in the monkey house
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You can give me the stink eye all you want, but it's not gonna change anything.
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By never forgetting this lesson: sneaking into the movies is wrong. As wrong as spilling juice on a new carpet.
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Bobby Hill: Why do you hate what you don't understand, Dad?
Hank: I don't hate you, Bobby.
Bobby Hill: I meant soccer.
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