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Evil bug

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IAMKANDEN

Latest Activity

Dec 2, 2008

Date Joined

Dec 2, 2008

About this user

Why hello there. I am Kanden.

SPECIES: Genetically-engineered Enoema supersoldier
AGE: 5
HEIGHT: 205 cm
WEIGHT: 153kg
SEX: No.
AFFINITY WEAPON: Volt Driver
EYE COLOR: Yellow
ALT FORM: Stinglarva
Threat level: Very High (On average. Threat level depends on who you are)

I do not like snipers. Snipers are everywhere. They are highly visible, and yet they still think that they are invisible when they camp. Sniping weapons should be used to quickscope with, not to camp.
Spire has a large hitbox, and is slow and fat. He also burns stuff. Electricity is very superior to fire, which the idiot does not understand.
Vhozon use glitches to win. They think they are so lawful, and yet they keep shadow freezing everything. They also glitch to enter walls, so they can hit you while you can't hit them.
Space Pirates are filthy cheating bastards who use Action Replay. If I see one more Space Pirate using a god forsaken code, I will torture him until he dies.
Sylux are everywhere. They are probably a species. They are annoying and must die.
Humans are also everywhere. They are also arrogant, and believe that they are the best things in the whole universe. They think thy can do everything. They actually are idiots, and among the weakest species to exist.

There are many selfish beings in this universe. They live to reproduce, to spread their filth.
I was built to kill. I kill to prevent these selfish abominations from turning our universe into a huge mass of dead bodies and living filth. They must rot. Rot until there are no more traces of their life left.

Hometown

I destroyed it.

Occupation

Bounty Hunter

Companies

EVAC

Interests

My job, scanning, Phazon, electricity, SCIENCE

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