Street Tuff Rules and Regulations:

"When you're on the streets, you gotta be tuff, that's why they call us: The Street Tuffs."

Rule 1: No pretty boys.

Rule 2: You've gotta be able to drink a beer and not get drunk on the first one.
(Under 21 not applicable)

Rule 3: You gotta be able to rip off your toenail, (or equally painful action) and continue your current conversation in a calm and collective manner. No bein' a pansy!

Rule 4: You gotta be the desire of all the pretty ladies on the streets. (Or handsome gentlemen if you're a female street tuff.)

Rule 5: No co-mingling with the Statue Police.

Rule 6: When you walk down the streets, you've gotta strut while you're walking.
(Ex: Johnny Bravo)

Rule 7: You've gotta be able to sign your checks or pay for meals with thunderbolts.

Rule 8: The only beer (or other alcohol) you can drink, is Corona, Rollin' Rock or Jack and Coke.

Rule 9: You have to go to the movie theater and not be a dick. (Ex: No phones on, no talking, and no being obnoxious.)

Rule 10: Street Tuffs respect their mamas.

Rule 11: You must honor the code of the Street Tuffs: Be ruff, be tuff, and be a Street Tuff!

Rule 12: Street Tuffs must show their pride and put the Street Tuffs code on their channel proudly.

-Further amendments to be ratified by founding members: MrGeno86, Head Street Tuff and TheBigT2000, Second Commando.

I'm a Space Pirate who's living life on the edge, preparing to take down High Command. And I'm a Street Tuff.

At the moment, I'm at the rank of Scientist, however I plan on becoming more then just a Scientist. I plan on becoming free. Free from High Command's hold over me. Soon I shall be free to do whatever hellraising I desire!

When I'm not doing that, I'm a Street Tuff. Livin' on the streets, you gotta be tuff. That's why they call us Street Tuffs!

Those damn Statue Police! I will find, kill and eat as many of them as I can possibly find. They will not get away from me.