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Hucksterfoot
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In search of the great Spaghettiphagus
About Me:
I don't know what I'd do without my slip bobbers ...and should be gearing up to purchase another floater.
(My bobber seems to have lost all its spring)
Some nets for green stoneflies and a few dry nymphs. Pretty much everything I need right at this moment.
There is a place that calls and reminds me every so often. Like an owl's hoot that echoes throughout the woods, stirring up a few leaves, knocking off a tree or two, then eventually lands in my ear.
Not that I could ever forget a single wet dew drop or cool morning there. No, I never forget! But I like to be reminded anyways.
This lodge has an old wooden rocker resting on a just enough room porch, and a window that doesn't stop all the rain. To add: A lone rocker that (as I speak) is being pushed around by the wind and needs me in it.
But the wind is good company. :]
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If you want to bag a Bigfoot; the tags are $159.96
They do expire; so good luck this season.
Remember, you can always fish.
Ten tips and hints to fill your Bigfoot tag this season.
10: No matter how much you want to believe or squint at your fresh caught catfish, it still ain't a Bigfoot.
09: Do not leave the forest littered with fruits and vegetables; these attractants just make the forest look silly.
08: Sit quiet once you have found that optimal spot; continue to shut up. Don't start banging on a tree; it's annoying.
07: It's alright If you don't bag a Bigfoot today or this season; you can still say you did, but it will still cost you $159.96
06: Be carefull out there, not everything covered in hair is necessarily covered by your tag.
05: It has come to my attention that peanut butter causes severe constipation in Bigfoots; so stop using it.
04: If you have a phobia of the unknown; just remember there's nothing to be scared about.
03: If you come across a broken sapling, that means Bigfoot is no longer there: move along.
02: Target practicing on shadows and tree stumps improves your skills; if you find yourself twiddling your thumbs, take advantage of this.
01: If you see one, bag it, don't run away like a sissy.
I know you're eager to heat up that roasting pan, but remember to save some for DNA.
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Hometown:
Noseeum
Occupation:
Spaghettiphagus Hunter
to avoid the Press from having created a witch hunt for an Atheist that would have destroyed his career and livelihood.