Hello :]

Yo mama so fat, when she got hit by a semi truck, she said "who threw that rock?!"

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Bruce Lee's tears made Chuck Norris.

@Toonams OOOOOOOOH! Now I get it. Thanks for the quick reply!

Is your health small? Or is it big like a demon slayer's health?

How big is your health? Pretty small, isn't it?

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That's how I'm going to walk down my wedding

Did it come with recovery discs?

SOPA wont only be A Piecie Of Shit (Sopa backwards) but also, it will cause not protesters, but a Revolution. This will make the world go unbalanced. People outside of this country can't view American websites. That being said, SOPA will cause ALL the people of the world to be against America, no...

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Thumbs up for best version!!

Egyptians build the best with no tools....

WOW! This guy is amazing! He is dancing, listening, and singing along to the song all at the same time! FREAKIN CRAZY!!MULTITASKING!!!!!

@StormHornet56 His hair would become short..

Look at your search bar.... leaving dishwasher open.....LOL

Well anyways, nice tutorial. Helped me learn other ways to create the gap x)

Anyone can do that. That's not a talent. I can do that with all my limbs tied up.

@thetxkid2013 Babidi allowed everyone to see what's happening using his magic

@Xadanar Stop being a pussy. Grow some balls and ask her out. If you get rejected, well that sucks. But if she says yes, trust me, just think of all the possibilities being with her, all the memories you will create and all the love and trust you will gain. It's a long shot, but go for it!

@a1dayoldgirl I guess your name goes with your knowledge. It's known as hammer-ons buddy. I know because II play guitar.

@playlisttop10 Its only 2011. Like if you don't care about nonsense comments.

@FlareDemonReborn I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee. DAMNIT....

@TOPRSCL I think it's only 50%

@Stxxl Cool Story Bro. TELL IT AGAIN.

I get an error when its patching the dummies....Can anyone help? :3

@TheFibixMinecraftVid STFU Bruce Lee BEAT Chuck Norris, BITCH!

A man of African descent has arrived and illegaly seized my two-wheeled transportation vehicle, also known as a "bike". I chased after the man, screaming racial profanities and the illegally seized "bike". But yet after 10 hours, no one has come to my aid and the chase ended.

@MrWtfbooms Remebe...

@Svanbergare Remember when Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris? Yea, that's right. STFU and GTFO, wannabe BAMF.

@Benja12341 Y U NO SPELL RIGHT?! ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

3 LETTERS YOU FAIL AT?! AWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Also, At night, I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug, But I took an arrow to the knee and i started to shit out rainbows and I became black and i sang a song about pants being on the ground, Then I started to sing Friday, and I got hate. I then thought about my arrow to the k...

@Rambofan8 Yes it was.

@c001pers0n Thumbs down for you!

What a bitch. Take it like a man, even if your gay, you should take it like a man. Get used to it, bullies will always be bullies, but you gotta learn to suck it up, or you won't go very far in life.

Sources:

My own experiences...

Stop putting your left foot down, it's holding you back. But good job!