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I just saw this on the front page of Sephora so I clicked to see how much...$275.00!!!!! And an extra $75.00 so you can share with another...for that price, I'd expect an actual dentist to make a house call and include diamonds to make my teeth twinkle!

Everytime I see a baby bird, their eyes remind me of blueberries!

"First Crystal, Now Alexis!" I feel like I'm watching an episode of Dynasty!

Desiree asking why she should give Janice respect was the dumbest thing I ever heard! You should respect her because she invested time in you, gave you your start at a modelling career, she's your boss...Desiree, if it wasn't for Janice, you wouldn't even be able to get a job flipping burgers cuz...

Ha! I stayed in a hostel when I went to Amsterdam...not all of us have money to go to a hotel but atleast you meet some pretty interesting people!

If I didn't go to a hostel, I wouldn't have met this girl who gave me the best mushrooms I ever had!

Wow...even after George Bush acts like the bully on the playground, this guy still manages to be so diplomatic...Bush should've been humbled!

@BethelWilliam And sorry to burst your bubble but George Bush said he SAW the FIRST plane hit the tower as he was sitting outside the classroom (which he thought it was pilot error) and then he was whisked away...but we all know that he was inside the classroom, reading a children's book, when he...

Kehoe and his roomate say they're not gay and I try to give them the benefit of the doubt but whenever they open their mouths, I just can't help it...oh and then there's that little pink vest that I guess they share...that's a little gay...

Haahahaa! Bush reminds me of a rodeo clown!

@daydayhyphy I wonder how it happened twice!

If Dave only knew then what he knows now...

I think the guy who said "full speed ahead" is Paul Lynde...he's the guy who inspired the voice for Roger, the alien on American Dad!

Was the very last guy Dick VanPatton? From Eight is Enough?

@eadthem Great answer! Thanks! :)

The Red Lipped Batfish prove that it's not only humans that like to be seen in drag!

To the dislikers - If you don't like deep sea creatures that are most amazing then don't click on a title that says Most Amazing Deep Sea Creatures!

After seeing this video, I take solace in the fact that the Darwin effect will take place...it's obvious that these guys will not procreate and will be gone due to natural selection! This should take place sooner than later since they have also shown that they are lower on the evolutionary scale ...

Why would u steal an little defenseless animal from it's mother just so u can stick it in a bowl that's not even good enough for a goldfish...how would u like it if some giant snatched u out of your mother's basement where u feel so safe while jerking off to other guy's girlfriends because you'll...

If someone asked me to describe the most annoying noise in the world, I would direct them to this video!

@xologannmariexo Wow! Is that all you can come up with? Try a little harder...you know, my username is meant for people like you! Talk about missing the point! It's obvious your lobotomy worked!