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2:08 they now have enough penis to equal 1 black man.

at 2:45 marcus looks like he jizzed so hard on his own music

The egg considering that the chicken was first created when its genetic mutation made it into a different species from whatever it was before. The new chicken would then lay more eggs. Burn in Hell you moron.

It's called the moon O'Reilly you dumb fuck.That's what causes the tide.

fIt does more damage than the drake sword actually. Especially to lightning vulnerable enemies like those snakes.

Um, I've done all this, but how the fuck do I manually aim? I'm using a crossbow that I found so it might be different, but I'd think it'd be the same.

He could be not climbing on your arm because he's too busy spazzing out. Of course, he did go to the water from your hand voluntarily so he probably doesn't mind it. Pretty cool beardie.

I think they like to poop in water. Mine has done this before in the sink (he's a baby) and constantly poops in the water I leave in his cage. Might try to potty train him.

@elink5298 It's actually the Philippines, but whatever.

Pretty damn good dude. Looking to get my first one soon and this is great inspiration. Good music too.

I'm not a hater or anything, but this really is not that funny. It's just a woman walking down the street dancing to a funny song. I can respect that, but it's just not that funny.

Don't you FUCKING TALK!

Haha hilarious