"i hope you have a heart attack, get stabbed in the ovaries, some random homeless guy rips your hair out of its roots, you get backhanded by the entire population of china, and roll into a ditch...with miley cyrus and kim jong-il."
- my brother :)
"i hope george bush gets you pregnant, and stabs you in the vag so the baby explodes and you have baby liver all up in you, and you have to shit it out. and george bush chops off your legs and bakes them at 350 && wacks you into a coma with them. then dumps you into the ocean, and you get raped by a whale and michael jackson."
- my sisterrrrr:] (she's actually my cousin, but she lives with us. because my actual sister is like in first grade. that would be scaryyyy if she said that to me.)