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Horse around in the dark with America's first totally blind rodeo queen, horse show champion, stroke survivor, and former diabetic blessed with kidney and pancreas transplants as she demonstrates death-defying dressage celebrating life by blending comedy with singing, dancing, acting, piano playing, stunts, impressions, and hot horseback riding... blindfolded!
Uh... that would be me. I can't actually do any of the above competently except, ironically, the riding! Heck, how do I even eat without stabbing myself with a fork? Death-defying because, well... hey kids, don't try this at home - at least not without a helmet, even with your eyes open! Hot because this is the desert southwest! Enjoy seeing:
* Sight gags, special effects, and stunts - you won't believe in which scene I nearly broke my leg!
* Sizzling scenes of my alter ego dancing in the dark with Mr. Ed Travolta!
* The answer to the burning question: What is dressage, anyway?
* Do blind people close their eyes when they kiss? Find out!
* Kicking it upside-down a notch with some headstand humor!
* Summer, the canine movie starlet, sporting cute costumes!
* Stupid pet tricks with six stunning horses!
* Hilarious sound effects as audible amusement to translate the sight gags for the visually impaired!
* The moment that spurred a woman who can't even two-step without counting (me again) to choreograph a dance with a quadruped!
* A preview of proof that I can count to three - there's entirely too much math involved in riding horses!
* Stopping a 1400-pound steed... bridleless - look ma - no hands!
* The evolution of innovations in equine orientation and mobility!
* My unwitting debut as a heeler, the "leg guy" in team roping!
* Perfectly legal alternatives to paying music royalties, including an ancient Chinese secret... in E minor harmonic!
* My impression of mooseback dancing, Elaine Benes style, for Bullwinkle and Seinfeld fans!
* Rocket J. Squirrel trying to not look like a rag doll as he sits the trot!
* Natasha Fatale (played by yours truly) brought to justice via lasso!
* A pencil-pushing moralistic metaphor from a shrewd squirrel!
And if you enjoy my edgy humor with a twist of inspiration, inquire about my screenplay, an autobiographical dramedy... especially if you're Sandra Bullock or Nicolas Cage - LOL! HORSING AROUND IN THE DARK (WGAW #1537087) is my life story, but it's not about me. It's about every one of you and the potential within you to visualize the mallard-top teals and organic egg yolk yellows within and color outside the lines! You can do it, too!
HorseAroundInTheDark@cox.net
Don't take your organs to Heaven - Heaven knows we need them here!
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nice job,, thanks