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The world wouldn't be complete without contortion freaks.

Is it true Olga is a circus freak?

That her knees are weak?

That her future looks bleak?

That her son's name is Gleek?

Is it true his middle name is Dingaling?

That must take quite a while, skinning even just a small black bear. How long would it take to skin a 1200 lb. grizzly bear?

She is a Hollywood shithead

Angelina is her name

She believes in Barack Obama

Which proves she has no shame

Angelina is what Rush Limbaugh says: A skull full of mush.

@AmyInIndy321 You ASSHOLE!!

Well...you know what women in bikinis always say: Impeach Barack Obama!

Looks like somebody likes to play with his knife!!

Did Norah feel odd or goofy sitting on a carpet singing this song?

Am I the only American who refers to President Barry Obama as President "Shit For Brains"? Of course not! Millions do!

After the knife was fired, did it have to go out and find another job, hopefully with more pay and better benefits?

Is it true his middle name is Day?

It's funny, reading the garbage spewed out by leftists who are afraid of Newt Gingrich. Go, Newt, Go! It'll be even funnier watching Newt kick Obama's ass in one-on-one debates.

Well, you know what Neil often tells his wife and kids: I'm a Hollywood homo!

I once saw S.E. compete in a wet t-shirt contest. Did she win?

Of course!

Happy New Year, circus freaks!

Is it true his nickname is "Bananahead?"

Bruce "Bananahead" Braley.

Cool!

Is it true Glenn's nickname is "Bananahead?"

Why did she change her last name to Beef?

Is there cylindrical object a woman won't put in her mouth?

Why did she change her last name to Shishkebab?

Is it true his middle name was Dingaling?

the people of Mexico have ugly brown skin?

Is it true his middle name is Dingaling?

Is it true his middle name is Razzledazzle?

The octopus must have been thinking, "What the hell is happening here? I was feeding on the bottom, and the next thing I know, I'm being pulled to the surface. What the hell?"

Cung Le's favorite fellow Asian MMA fighter is that big, dangerous, famous Chinese guy with fists like sledgehammers, a professional record of 15,674 wins, no losses, 1 draw, with a face only a mother could love...Long Duck Dong.

Santa Claus

Is at a loss

He now has nothing to do

"Aha!", he thought

With a gleam in his eye:

I'll trade my wife for a kazoo!

@blacklight0 I walked up to a wild African elephant and knocked it out cold with one punch to the head (my fists are like sledgehammers).

I wonder if Olga can walk on her hands? She probably can. I once walked 28 feet on my hands. It took many tries. Olga makes it look easy, but what she does must be really difficult.

He is ay Hollywood has-been

Robert DeNiro is his name

When he becomes a papa

(for the 17th time)

His life will never be the same

If it's a boy: Tallywacker Jim

If it's a girl: Floozy Ann

Why does Robert make fun of Barack Obama?

Well...because he can!

The world would be a much better, safer, tranquil place if the Islam religion would fade out and cease to exist (become extinct). A religion that teaches it's okay to kill non-believers is a bullshit religion. It's too bad the United Nations doesn't simply declare Islam an illegal religion, and i...

Is it true that, while skipping through the halls of various Hollywood movie and television studios, Neil sings, "My Boy Lollipop"?

Kneel down and suck it...I mean, Neil Patrick Harris is a great actor. Who cares if he's as gay as three-headed goose?

Maybe Neil should change his name to Kneel...as in, he loves to kneel down on his knees and SUCK IT!

Gay bastard.

It's true, what Buzz Aldrin always says: the moon is made of cheese...

He is ay Hollywood homo

Neal Patrick Harris is his name

When he came out of the closet

His wife yelled at him

"You sissyboy...you're lame!"

This girl is an angel.

It's amazing to listen to the left-wing garbage that Bob spews out. A funny thing happend last year. I don't remember who it was, but someone said something Bob didn't like, and he had the funniest expression on his face, as if he couldn't believe what he was hearing. It was great.

He is ay Hollywood asshole

Neal Patrick Harris is his name

When he came out of the closet

His wife yelled at him,

"You faggot!...you're lame!"

Neal got really depressed

And called Richard Simmons for a date

Was she having a bad-hair day?

A little known, but very good Asian martial artist is that Chinese guy with fists like sledgehammers...Long Duck Dong.

My favorite Asian martial artist is, of course...Long Duck Dong.