Bow down to the almighty Holy Sausage
and its meaty, t-bony video empire.

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I AM TEH GR8 HOYL SAUSEG!! I MAEK RDM MOVIZ AMOGNN DEM LEGO HALF LIFE. DAT SEREZ IS EPICK SO WATCH IT OR ELSS UR FAG


Once upon a time, 13 billion years after the big bang, a tenth grader started making some stupid stop-motion videos of Lego Half-Life. This uoriginal and stupid idea gave birth to an account worthy, or rather unworthy of hundreds of subscribers.


I'm a real LOTR geek (Books), I know what is to know, I'm a pretty bright, I know a decent amount about almost everything, i'm amazing in astronomy, I LOVE South Park[[Except the endings are often lame]], I watch the randomness that craps outta YouTube, and I have been since i first discovered the site in early 2006.

I have a pretty good vocabulary, atleast in English, considering that I'm 15.
And I guess i'm pretty good looking, i'm not to judge that, the girls are.
I have dark brown hair, blue-grey eyes, screwed teeth, i'm caucasian and i'm standing 6 feet tall.
Again, this is MY opinion on myself, and every single self-praising statement about myself is totally opinionated.

FAQ:

Q: wat progrem u use 4 edit??/
A: I use Ulead Video Studio 10 for editing, Particle Illusion 7 for a few special effects, and a default webcam capture program to capture my pictures.

Q: dude wat kinda cemera u use 2 taek pictures
A: I use a 1024x768 pixel webcam (Microsoft Lifecam 1.0, purchased in 2006) to take the pictures, nothing technically advanced. It's simple, and it does what i want it to do.

Q: hawe u get teh legos 2 move?
A : Stop motion, just google it. I move at 8 frames per second.

Q: whens next episoed u douche
A: A few weeks or months between each video. Just like Valve, Ì really don't set or keep release dates.

Q: how u get half life sounds???????
A: I have an old edition of Half-Life from before the Steam era, where the files were stored as .wmv files directly in directory Half-Life/sound/.
To get the sounds off of Steam, you need to have purchased and downloaded the game from Steam, then use a program called GFCScape to open the game's GFC file, then extract the sounds in .wmv format from its directory in there. (I don't know the directory, just look around for it)

Q: can i b ur friedn plz?
A : I won't accept friend requests, unless the people who send them are actually FRIENDS (or celebrities).

Q: dude how u get all that lego / wtf how much lego u haz
A: I have about 15 cubic feet of lego, all put together, and 238 complete minifigs with hands and everything (including 9 bodies for Gordon).
All my lego is either inherited, bought over 10 years when I was little, purchased from friends around me who don't want it anymore, or just asking them if I can have it.

Q: fu gimme ur steam/msn
A: holy-sausage@hotmail.com / Holy_Sausage on Steam.

Q: will u maek half-life 2 in lego or ne other hl gaems?
A: No, I will after all probability stop after I finish HL1.

Q: duz valve pay u to maek?
A: No.