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Joined: April 08, 2008
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Name: Johnny Buchwald
HollywoodCouch... where screwed-over screenwriters come to take it lying down. Pseudo-psychotherapy, that is.

Are you a screenwriter who's been screwed? Did you trust your writing partner(s)? Why didn't you insist that all parties involved sign a collaboration agreement? Do you feel like a naive fool? Do you now sometimes experience morbid thoughts? Are you "MAD AS HELL..." but have decided to take it some more? Have you lost your passion? Do you seek vengeance? Will you settle for justice? Or a pay-off? Who did this to you... and why? Was it a reader? A literary agent? A "writer?" A "friend?" Do you even know?

If you live in California and are not yet a member of the Writer's Guild Of America, need legal assistance but cannot afford to hire an attorney to fight for your rights, I highly recommend contacting the CLA (California Lawyers For The Arts) - see web address below. This channel has a purpose. It is a place, I hope, where other beaten-down scribes like myself will come to squawk, gripe, bitch, and moan about their horrific experiences working as a writer in Hollywood.

If you're a film or TV writer, successful or not, who has been ripped off, I want to hear your story (stories). Vent here. Let this be the end of masochism and the beginning of self-empowerment. Do not take your anger out on your friends, family or neighbors. Do not explode during a job interview!!! Bottling things up is not healthy for you or your loved ones. And if you're not careful, you might find yourself turning to alcohol or drugs... or worse, obsessive MySpacing and murder. If you don't let go here, please see a trained professional. You could be a ticking time-bomb and not even know it!!!

Rules: Videotape yourself telling or reading your story or produce a text-only video, send it to me and I will post it here on HollywoodCouch.

NAMING NAMES is prohibited here. There are two reasons for this. 1. To protect the writers. 2. To protect this channel from being unceremoniously taken down. As anonymity is key, please wear a ski-mask or obscure your face in some other manner. Upon request, I will disguise your voice using high-tech audio wizardry.

Hopefully, if we build some momentum, together we can create a home base for the victims of Screenplaygiarism. Don't let the bastards get to you. Sound off!

This channel is not affiliated with either the WGA or the California Lawyers for the Arts.

http://www.calawyersforthearts .org/legalservices.html

Disclaimer #1:

This is a comedy website for entertainment purposes only. All content should be regarded as satirical in nature.

Disclaimer#2 - addendum to Disclaimer#1:

All characters and events depicted or described on this channel are completely fictitious and any similarities between persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
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Dankige | July 07, 2008
thanks for subscribing
PoohBear02003 | July 04, 2008
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LillyBunnyBoo | June 30, 2008
You, good sir, have a plastic garbage bag over your head.

I really wish you'd keep those for their original purpose -- cat gathering.

Honestly, J. I mean, really.
ElisaHut | June 29, 2008
How're you doing, John? thanks for the vids you sent. Smart and funny ones!! Peace, Elisa
PETEM4 | June 29, 2008
MY PLEASURE , I GREW UP OUT THERE AND CAN RELATE ON SO VERY MANY LEVELS MY FRIEND .. YOU HAVE A STAUNCH SUPPORTER HERE .... FIGHT TILL THERE IS NO FIGHT LEFT .... PEACEFULLY OF COURSE .. petem4
smartbluecat | June 29, 2008
Hey man!:o)
I just finished a new animation if you want to take yourself over to my channel and check it out. It's just a short one based around a poem I wrote a while back.
Hope you're well.
Take care.
:o)
colamoonpig | June 28, 2008
Thanks Johnny !
Have a good and insane weekend too ! lol lol lol
From your friend over the water !
Hans
elichans | June 26, 2008
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juStoppinin2saysomethingreastickyouokman?
PoohBear02003 | June 25, 2008
Hello Johnny Buchwald,

Everything going well here. Keep making the great vids..

HUGS

Wendy
1gooddevil | June 24, 2008
Spanks