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This is what I do in my spare time, when I'm not fighting a troll or kicking Orion out of my house... The message below was written by Mulch Diggums because I was training new recruits today. If you find any misspellings or errors, blame Mulch.
xxx
Holly


Message From: Captian holly Short of the LEP recon squad.
Location sent from: Haven City,Police Plaza,The Lower Elements.
Updated: Wendsday September 22 2010 in Mudmen years,
Message sent from: CentuarsRule.Gnome
Recived from site:
Youtube.com ~Mudmenregulations~



To:Mudmen
From:Holly Short

Hello Mudman, I have heard the you have asked me to answer a few questions, and that you want information about the Artemis Rocks Show in Tempe Arizona.
Well that morning I got a hologram message from Gurb Kelp saying that his Mum wants to get a signed book from Arty and Eoin Colfer.
I remembered that Arty really wanted me to go to one of his "Infromation about the People shows" So I decided to go.
I got there two hours early because the shuttle bay would be crowded if I got there any later because the Pizza Parlor (Mudman 'Stone Hedge') has been reopened.
When I got there I met two Mudmen The "number one arty fans".
So I talked to them, they wanted my picture so what the hey?
they an hour later I was getting bored and called Arty to send out Eoin because these fans were crazy and I had to get them to stop bothering me! So Eoin came out and all the mudmen rushed over to him.
He left like five minutes later and I was thinking, "While I'm here I might as well give Arty a "little challenge." Well not exactly a little "Challenge" I just unpluged all the lights and turned off everyone's microphone. So ha ha, when the show started the Mudmen were too dumb and had to use a flashlight as a spotlight and Eoin and Arty had to yell for the people in the back to hear them!
Then I went "Fine!" and plugged back in the lights and microphones ha ha...well I didn't want to totally ruin Arty's show.
Then all these kids started lining up to ask them questions like "Where's Butler?" and then Arty said that it would not be a secret if you knew where he is hiding, and if you do see him, well your about to get hurt.
I almost cracked up laughing! I can't believe non of the fans noticed a HUGE shimmer standing by the exit! I gave Butler some cam foil when I was unplugging the lights.
Then they asked him if me and him were together.......I'm so not answering that.....
D'ARVIT! FINE I KISSED HIM! But time travel changes you.....*Cough* ANYWAY, CHANGING SUBJECT!
Then it was a whole bunch of other random questions like "Were you ever mindwiped Artemis" I WANTED TO YELL "DUH! HAVE YOU EVER READ THE BOOKS!?"
But then I thought better of it.
After many other pointless questions everyone went downstairs into the lobby to get books signed. When I came up to the desk where Eoin was singing books he asked me and the number one biggest Arty fan would want to take a picture for his website. well I thought thought about it for a while. Then I remembered I have never actually shown my face internationally and said "Yes".
he "dragged" Arty from standing in the corner to be in the picture (First picture of me and Arty in the same photo too, kinda wierd because we have been friends for so long and we have never taken a picture together before...) so we stood there and took the picture.
Then I asked Arty and Eion to sign Grub's mommy's book. (his mom is...lets just say "interesting")
Then it was about 7:00 and most of the Mudmen left and I decided to let Eoin and Arty sign my old LEP uniform because some goblins still don't believe that I even seen Artemis before! And made up all those adventures!!!!! So I got them to sign it to proove that YES I did do all that and YES i do know Arty.
Then after everyone left I gave Arty a (akward) hug while shielded beause Eoin would laugh his head off because me and Arty were....hugging.
The I got in the shuttle back to Haven.
~Holly Short LEP recon officer [Lower elememnts Police]

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