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Getcha Pull!
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"Rock has always been the devil's music" -David Bowie
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"This is soooo shit lol, I hayt this cause it's GAY, stupid heads... fuckin' SLAYYYERRR!!!!" - Devin Townsend
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"In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane" - Homer Simpson
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Sweep picking is like hot chick. It might be shallow. It might even be stupid. Everyone else might be doing it. But it gives me a boner everytime
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DEATH TO POSER METAL!!!!
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I've played guitar for about 4 years and piano for about 11 years

MY GEAR FROM HELL:
Dean ML79 Blueburst
Line6 Spider III 75-112
YAMAHA CG 111S
Digitech RP355

Bands I listen:
David Bowie
The Beatles
Morbid Angel
Pantera
Death
Devin Townsend/SYL
The Velvet Underground
Lou Reed
Iggy Pop
Sex Pistols
The White Stripes
Arch Enemy
Frank Zappa
The Stooges
Tuomari Nurmio
Led Zeppelin
Entombed
Shade Empire
Autopsy
Reckless Love
Burzum
Beach Boys
Gojira
Roxy Music
Arcade Fire
Joe Satriani
Slayer
Nile
Sólstafir
Annihilator
Opeth
Swallow the Sun
Hateform
(Old) In Flames
Wintersun
Gorefest
At the Gates
Obituary
Deicide
Reverend Bizarre
Herbie Hancock
Michael Jackson
Exhorder
Asphyx
Black Label Society
Ensiferum
Iron Maiden
Wolfmother
Suffocation
Jimi Hendrix
Vomitory
Soulfallen (!!!!!!!)
Mantic Ritual (check them out, they're awesome)
etc.


A couple of Kerry King facts:
1. Kerry King doesn't go to tattoo parlors......he grows them.

2. Kerry King didn't shave his head, he just got pissed and scared the hair away.

3. Biggie wasn't shot, Kerry King merely threw a menacing glance his way.

4. Kerry King doesn't tune his guitar, he scares it into tune.

5. Kerry King doesn't have a chin behind his goatee, just another
guitar

6. Kerry King can actually flex his goatee

7. Kerry King sired Chuck Norris

8. Chuck Norris checks his closet for Kerry King before he goes to sleep

9. If you spell Kerry King in scrabble, the board will catch on fire,
spew blood, and Satan will emerge to give you a foot massage.

10. The dinosaurs weren't destroyed by a meteor, Kerry King ate them.

11. The Grand Canyon was formed by Kerry King scraping his guitar pick across the southwest.

12. The big bang was the result of Kerry King wailing too hard on his guitar.

13. Kerry King doesn't bowl with bowling balls, he uses the
regurgitated skull of the shoe guy.

14. Contrary to popular belief, Cliff Burton was killed by flying Kerry King guitar picks. Metallica knows this, but is too scared to say anything.

15. On the 7th day, God wasn't resting, he was recovering from a Slayer concert.

16. Kerry King bit off Ozzy's head, and then raised him back from the dead.

17. Kerry King doesn't headbang, he's just growing more neck muscle.


18. Kerry King's birth was a c-section. His mother couldn't possibly be expected to pass him, his guitar, and his amp.

19. With every Slayer shirt, you get a free pound of Kerry King neck muscle

20. Kerry King's dick has four rows of serrated teeth and it's own
goatee.

21. Kerry King's goatee can also play guitar.

22. Kerry King doesn't ride the tour bus, his evil propels it.

23. Kerry King didn't shoot the sheriff, he made the sheriff's head
explode with a mighty guitar wail.

24. Jimi Hendrix once lit his guitar in the hope of summoning Kerry King

25. The Slayer tour bus is followed by a cattle truck... to feed Kerry King

26. When Bruce Banner gets pissed, he turns into the Incredible Hulk, when the Incredible Hulk gets pissed, he turns into Chuck Norris, when Chuck Norris gets pissed, he turns into Kerry King, and when Kerry King gets pissed, everyone dies.