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Name:
Brainless Brian
Channel Views:
36,925
Total Upload Views:
12,201
Joined:
Mar 3, 2010
Latest Activity:
15 hours ago
Subscribers:
98
Nicknames:
James Chan (James Bond)
Chris Chansen (Chris Hansen)
The Chan (The Rock)

All-time favorite wrestlers:
The Rock (WWF/WWE)
Stone Cold (WWF)
Undertaker (WWF/WWE)
Shawn Michaels (WWE)
Chris Jericho (WWF/WWE)
Chris Benoit (WWF/WWE)
Kurt Angle (WWF/WWE)
Eddie Guerrero (WWF/WWE)
Edge (WWF/WWE)
Kane (WWF/WWE)
Hijo De El Santo (CMLL)
Negro Casas (CMLL)

Favorite female wrestlers:
Trish Stratus
Lita
Sable
Tori
Torrie
Stacy
Mae Young (Just kidding!)

DA: http://wwefederation.devian...
About Me:
 
Kids are waaay too emotionally invested on John Cena. Their bitching and whining and temper tantrums for Cena action figures make weak parents cave in to their demands, thus why WWE is flourishing stocks-wise. I know wrestling needs emotion, but this is ridiculous and unnecessary. Kids know nothing about wrestling, it's past or the talent; ironically they have the internet to cheat from but they're too lazy and stupid to use it other than to cuss at whoever insulted their precious little Cena.

Take the list of Cena fans below for examples.

Igloogenius - Not your average Cena fan. Claims Cena doesn't get the respect he deserves when on the contrary the man doesn't respect the fans who actually bothered to watch his shit matches. Follows Cena's "never give up" phrase and up to this day keeps on stalking me. Such a sociopath.

WollieX3 - Bitch who gathered her friends to flame on me, that is if you call mangled grammar and overusage of emoticons and CAPS flaming. Will do anything to defend her precious little Cena. In other words she's a persistent Cena fan who is too stubborn to notice that the guy just sucks.

Stormman23 - Speculated to be named George in real life, he is a retard who jumped on the Stone Cold bandwagon while at the same time being a Cena fan to avoid flames from wiser fans. Lashes at The Rock's success in both the WWF/WWE and Hollywood. Claims to be 20 but with his grammar, error points and inflated ego he could be a kid bluffing about his age or has a serious mental illness. Given he is from Ohio, the government should consider creating a new federal law that bans inbreeding. Being a narcissist he loves attention and feels that trolling is the equivalent of finding the cure for cancer. UPDATE: He uses a sock called Merceratus1 but is too much of a pussy to make it public. E-cowardice at its finest.

RockAustinDXTakerRk0 - Some Kiwi who tried to make me convert from a Rock fan to a Cenation member. Ironically he's an Atheist. Now he's trying to tell me there's no God while implying that murder is wrong despite me countering him with logic via PM's. Now he thinks I might bombard his beloved New Zealand because he recommended me to join Islam. Bahahaha!
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Other lolcows whose lulz I milked as well:

DakariKingMykan - A sniveling 24 year old fool who decided not to go to college or even get a job. Prefers to stay at his house and do nothing in his room other than to daydream about two particular Teen Titans characters having kids and marrying despite them being teenagers and the fact that Mykan loathes sex, love, relationships, and evolving. Basically, he's an aspie who hates people with lives.

Baylorfan27 - Some Texas fatty who at the ripe ol' age of 18 decided to throw away his hamburger and decide to play a sport, that is if hardball counts. Decided to target me by defending Mykan (the aforementioned abomination) and now thinks he has a bone to pick with me because - get this- I quote The Rock. The fucking Rock! He pulls out the "wrestling fan" card (that's new) and claims that I'm not a real fan for the sole reason of telling him that ECW wasn't exactly wrestling and that Paul Heyman didn't have any Jews to keep the company running. Dumbass.


Keep em coming kids.
Hometown:
Gotham City
Country:
United States
Occupation:
King of Markovia. Had an extramarital kid but who know where is he or she?
Companies:
Red Bull
Schools:
CUNY
Interests:
Money and females
Movies:
Animals are beautiful people and James Bond
Music:
Anything that isn't autotuned
Books:
Comics and detective series
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Hitmonchan107 commented on WWE Wrestlemania 21 Theme (15 hours ago)
"@AJ36sXe Well at least the better of the two title matches ended the show.

Seriously, Cena no-selling JBL's blows? Kinda foreshadowed this age."
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Hitmonchan107 commented on WWE Wrestlemania 21 Theme (16 hours ago)
"@AJ36sXe The title matches were shit alongside Big Show's sumo match. Other than that, pretty cool WM, especially the HBK/Angle match and Orton's s..."   more
 
 
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"3:37 WTF?"
 
 
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"Stupido gavone golpeando il Americano!"
 
Channel Comments
RavenxRobin101 (5 hours ago)
There are very few things I DON'T feel indifferent about. xD

*~Lexi~*
WWFAttitudeEraWWF (17 hours ago)
BAD ASS BRO! I LOVE IT!! just take cena off your wall lol hes killing the seneation
mtndewman3000 (3 days ago)
Check out my channel. Ha ha I'm 15 years old lol.
316cenasucks (3 days ago)
Johgn cena is a huge hypocrite. Now those same fans who used to hate cena, are now rooting for him to beat The Rock at mania. This is so sad. Those same idiots are getting brainwashed by the wwe. I hope Rock owned the shit out of John Cena next monday. I cannot wait for this.
RavenxRobin101 (4 days ago)
Funny, because you've told me quite a bit. You better figure out why you're so pissed at me real quick, before you get ME pissed off. You were one of the few cool people on Youtube. What the hell?

*~Lexi~*
MrMikesAH (4 days ago)
Ok man.
WWFAttitudeEraWWF (4 days ago)
LOL great comment couldn't agree any more

Cena represents the PG Era
Rocky repesents the Attitude Era

So why do people want Cena to win looks like these people of today LOVE the PG ratings
RootBriansLostTeeth (5 days ago)
Funny thing about the dental plan. He's on welfare, so he automatically has a dental plan, even though it's very basic, it's still something. And because his teeth are so mangled and fuckered up, he's eligable for an extended dental plan, to help get his teeth looking at least somewhat normal. All he'd have to say to his welfare case worker is he can't get a job because his teeth are fucked and she could get him the help that he needs.

But I guess he's just content on being a pathetic welfare goblin sponging off the Ontario tax payer and living in a shitty public housing building.
RootBriansLostTeeth (5 days ago)
Brian is still at it I see. What's funny is he thinks that all those views, over 1 million is a sign that he should celebrate, when really, people only watch it to see how mutated he is. Kind of like how you slow down when driving past a car accident, or watch a midget locked up in a cage.

Which brings me to my next point. I'm pretty sure Jewtube only keeps his accounts active at this point is because they know that if they ban hammer him again, he'll only come back under yet another name.

He looks horrible, even worse than 3 years ago when I first started trolling him. He cares even less about his appearance than he did back then. Obviously showering and shaving isn't a priority, neither is a dental plan.
RavenxRobin101 (1 week ago)
What the hell? You don't sound like yourself...

*~Lexi~*
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