Hiravir's channel

@MJfan391 Doesn't matter when half the school's sleeping with your mother.

@rtrdvids Girls are incapable of playing video games for they must save their hands for optimal sandwich making and handjobs. Preferably not done at the same time.

Girls are also incapable of opening doors for themselves... I once saw a girl bang herself against the door multiple times until a ...

@Hollander1231 This is pretty on par with Runescape actually... And this is like what? a decade old?

@cyber3919 No, seriously. What the fuck did you say? I seriously can't understand Mentally Challenged Filipino Immigrants all that well, and you're no exception. Could you at least take and/or pass 3rd Grade English before you write to me again?

@AgentGhost Hitler, not being strapped in, flew forward and bursted through my Smart's windshield. He had to undergo extensive plastic surgery in order to look semi-normal again, but he never did, don't tell him that and don't let him see his own reflection either, he starts barking and whining a...

@TheCasualAssassin I'm surprised at this monumental improvement in your writing. It's like my criticism is reaching you to a certain extent. If I read you're posts out loud they don't sound utterly stupid... But... They're STILL in caps so they look stupid. Gee, what do you do about that? Please ...

@ZC721 He blew his chance... LITERALLY! LOL.

Lennon lost 80% of his fucking blood! That's fucked up.

@yabestfriend46 Why do you answer my question with another question? Answer my question.

Where did I say you should put your stupid little army comments in?

HINT: Think pants. Pants with pockets.

@Medisterkakemonster Jeg vil gerne meddele Dem, at jeg i virkeligheden, awesome og bruge Google Translate.

@crash1232323 Yeah... We are. So give us mods?

@SolTheFirst 'Cause when they leave the main character in suspended animation floating in space over a mysterious planet... It's done. Right?

Learn2Give satisfying endings. Bungie.

Learn 2 Not Cliffhanger, Bungie.

@kathryndurian90 My grandfather killed your grandfather in the Second World War you nasty ass kraut.

@theninjachannel You mean 5 more dungeons that you run over and over and over again?

Ugh. Yeah. Ugh. Yeah. UGH.

I was expecting you to do that the entire song.

@8stringnightmare Wait... I was informed by my girlfriend that you might be suffering from Post Bullet Magnet Traumatic Disorder and might kill yourself due to me hurting your MARINE feelings.

Thank you for your service, soldier.

@666lonny666 You're spot on, ma boy.

FUCKING FIRST!

Wow... What was the point of that?

@osher180398

It was because he was fat that he fell...

It was because he was fat that he didn't fall also...

Being fat is pointless.

The teacher pressed the button to make him stop evolving. Fucking wanted my Snorlax.

@ashleyperry1988 Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. That's all I heard. Maybe women should stop putting such racy photos on Facebook then.

@TasMikigal If not for God, we'd be killing each other for some other nonsensical reason. Quoting South Park here:"Science Damn it!"

Have you noticed the whole "More people have been murdered in the name of God than any other reason" thing just pops up in every fucking comment section?

@Androidindisguise That would involve you owning a television and a non-crap computer, sir. How can you make the TV play porn while you play a video game on the computer while they are connected? Wouldn't it just be what you're seeing on the computer, but on the television instead? Enlighten me.

@aramdosuzman Dude... I had to make an effort to sign into my YouTube account in order to tell you that that was a complete and utter fucking win. You made my fucking day, sir. You made my day.

@ThePrivateDiva You're a filthy wench.

Que mielda es esta, pa?