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yeah, just imagine all the kids who didn't want to smoke weed until it got the fucking michael phelps seal of approval.

@dvrogers yeah well i'm a classy woman, motherfuckers better ask before violating me with inanimate objects.

hahahaha fucking christ chunk doing the truffle shuffle and bullets bouncing off of his stomach, i really can't take it

Teaching three year old kids about bankruptcy law LMAOOOOOO

how in the world did that guy find more than one woman willing to have sex with him? there is not enough beer in the world to make him attractive...

Jeff's voice is much richer than Javier's was, and he had a voice better than at least 3 of the finalists. I don't know what random insanity made Adam choose Casey Weston over him, I think he just wanted Javier to win and picked someone he could easily beat.

@deth349 the federal agent who said he was wearing a st. michaels medal and he swore to god he wasn't there to have sex with the girl.

so they're gonna kiss and fuck for the first time ever on the same day? that's kind of messed up.

Look, if you want to wait until you're married to have sex more power to you, your sex life is your choice, but you need a chaperone to go out to dinner? I mean seriously, I think by the time you're 18 or 19 you have enough self control to not get it on while a bunch of people are trying to enjoy...

@GracelessDementor actually he was making fun of an article that was being very patronizing to women.

mountain dew and a box of condoms, sounds like a fuckin party to me!

@Zac6230 I know right, I mean everyone knows once a woman has slept with more than one man she is essentially worthless.

@SloppyTunaFish Well I always assumed that any halfway decent serial killer had all of their crimes professionally filmed.

wait what the fuck, this guy killed at least 6 people and he could get UP TO 50 YEARS in prison? so he doesn't even have to serve a decade for each person he killed? WHAT KIND OF MORONIC FUCKERY IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

jesus, as much as the police piss me off not helping, i think stalking is such an insidious crime that the law can't really do what it should to prevent it. i mean, how can you define when someone coming near you or calling you becomes illegal? what makes stalking so scary is that your stalker is...

ahhh i love this guys defense attorney, he actually understands that his job isn't to get his client acquitted at all costs, it's just to make sure he's tried fairly!!!

hahahaha the two top comments are perfect together.

ugh i just want to punch him in his gay harry potter face.

Holy lord 12 new videos all at once! IT'S AN ALEXPLOSION!!!

harakiri, you're doing it wrong dude.

jesus christ those guys are all ridiculously ugly.

jeez how the hell did such a pretty girl wind up with lurch?

lol hiring a decoy who is actually pretty is just adding insult to injury for these stupid assholes.

you guys don't care about halloween in the uk?!?!? fucking a that sucks, halloween madness rules!

hahaha jesus christ when he's posing for his mug shot he looks like a terrified old turtle.

jesus christ this guy probably murdered two young girls because some judge didn't want to listen to the strong recommendation of the person most qualified to determine his likelihood to reoffend, the psychologist? what the actual fuck, justice system!

@10finetoes i would say it's definitely voluntary manslaughter, it's not like she accidentally stabbed the girl but it seems like her intentions weren't to murder her.

god help me if i ever act like such a fool over some douchebag boyfriend.

they should have done a flavor of love with don vito.

jesus her parents should have mercy killed her to save her from becoming such an embarassing moron.

hahahaha jesus christ i could come up with a better cover story after 16 shots of jagermeister and a traumatic brain injury.

damn, that chick knew what a gene pool was, the caliber of maury guests is really going up.

am i crazy or is the background music part of the score of requiem for a dream?

damn, cop guy was definitely prepared for a zombie apocalypse.

lol if you make another one of these "all those birds shoved inside eachother... people shouldn't play god like that." should be on it, i definitely rewound my dvr at least five times for that line.

2:20 is such a creepy villain laugh.

"yeeha we know this one, yo, you flamin rooster!" lmfaoooooo

haha when richard dawkins says "fascism?!" that's probably the closest i've ever seen him come to shitting a brick.

lol "you can take your condom back" chris hansen is such a silly bitch.

chris hansen is really a great reporter. even when the predators are repeatedly asking if he's a cop, if they're in trouble, etc, chris always manages to redirect them into answering more of his questions.

lol when you're girlfriend on the side fakes a pregnancy you know you're in deep shit.

yeah, people can be addicted to weed, but they don't have a weed addiction problem, they have a brain problem. it's the same thing with alcohol, the vast majority of alcohol users aren't alcoholics, and a lot of people who are heavy drinkers could stop drinking and not have any problems. but ther...