About this user
"We'll have to pack a lot of Midol and hope for the best." ~Jay
"Fujistu...you don't have to cuss at me that way." ~Jay
"For anyone who's ever wondered what a Rascal Flatt is-here we are baby!" ~Jay
"That's his little way of making people think that he's liked, but really he doesn't get much sleep at night. I think he's on medication for it-yeah he is." ~Joe Don
"Dude feet really shouldn't be anywhere." ~Jay
"Jay makes things adapt to Jay." ~Gary
"They are out of control. There's a chance that they have lost their minds."
"We're really lucky to have Joe Don with us. He was recently injured in a horse riding accident, he fell off and the horse was dragging him. Thankfully Gary was there and had remained calm enough to have sense enough to have the Wal-Mart manager turn the thing off." ~Jay
"We all have our faults, I can't think of any of mine right now..." ~Jay
"You put your right cheek in, you put your right cheek out..." ~Jay
"No Mom, I'm in a sink, it's not cute." ~Gary
"THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY HERE!" ~Jay
"Because we love to groove!" ~Jay
"Don't question my hipness!" ~Gary
"Oh, Joe Don was in love with the make-up lady, she was from France." ~Jay
"Asparagus makes your pee smell funny" (this one's from Gary-I swear it is!)
"Y'all been watchin' American Idol?" ~Gary
"With your hair sprayed, and your nails done, wearing those tight ass jeans" ~Jay
"Where can I find a cousin like that" *high-five* ~Jay (with Gary)
"Ok, wait, I know what you're gonna ask, Boxer-briefs, Boxers, and I don't wear any so..." ~Jay
"Peaches!" ~Joe Don
"Jay DeMarcus in 'The Vaccinator'" ~Jay
"Rule # 5: Joe Don Warn us before you tell a joke." ~Jay
"I wish I could get bitten by a spider, climb up walls. I'd put both you guys in a web so fast.*snaps* Sheeeeeeeeeee!" ~Jay
*in sing song* "Sluttiness...." ~Gary
"I know what drives them crazy about me!"
"you wanna let us say it?"
"yeah go ahead."
"he's an asshole a lot but the good thing is he always backs up with something funny so you just love him at the end of the day."
~Jay and Joe Don
"We tried Lace for a while, cause Gary looks good in lace and pumps...we don't like to talk about that a whole lot..." ~Jay
"What's in your carts when you go shopping?"
"Hmmmmm, that's a tough one, I don't really know..."
"Preparation H"
~Joe Don and Jay
"I like clowns!" ~Joe Don
"Oh Gary said we let her eat man!" ~Jay
"We are trend setters and we're going to keep the cardigan dream alive!" ~Gary
"You'll wake up every cow in the pasture!" ~Jay
"Are the Buckeyes going all the way this year? yes they are! what a great question!" ~Gary
"I walk on the bus and be like 'does my butt look big?' Someone said it was a 'bubble butt'! People here just wanna treat me like a piece of meat! And I am on my period! I've had a string hangin' outta me for a WEEK! My god, where is my flat iron?" ~Jay
"That's a hard question, I'd answer if I didn't have to pee so bad." ~Jay
"It's just a big ol' pile of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiftwork" ~Jay
"She got her first deer this year." ~Gary
"Craig bought his daughter a deer for Christmas?" ~Joe Don
"She harvested" ~Gary
"Oh harvested, we're not allowed to say 'killed'. She harvested him with a Gulf 240 machine gun. full auto." ~Jay
"Don't you know who I think I am?" ~David
"I wish I had the power to fly....so I could, you know, soar with the birds" *cracks up* ~David
"So I tried to do it (heel spin) and I bit, like, hard" ~David
"Because I'm hard core like that" ~David
"It's expected to 'plode" ~David
"I don't have to get a job!" ~David
"Are you sexually propositioning her?" ~David
"Fuck you, we're going to do it anyway!" ~David
"Optimistically pessimistic" ~David
"What's more unpredictable than being predictable?" ~David
"Hey Archie, wanna hear a joke?" ~David
"Did I just jump negative? What happened?!" ~David
"I'm just in it for the cash money" ~David
"I wish I could taste things" *Making fun of Carly* ~David
"Word up" ~Chuck
"What do you like to do?" *makes face* ~David
"It's white!" ~Chuck
(THE RASCAL FLATTS,DAVID COOK,AND CHUCK WICKS QUOTES ARE FROM theworldisflatt)
"It's your fault! All your money did this tonight! Thanks for helping."~Jay
"Wish you were here, wish you could see this place, wish you were near, wish you could see Jay DeMarcus' bass, oh the facotry's nice..." ~ Gary singing "Good Times AT The Factory"
"Hey baby, this is my cousin, wow will you say i do? Jay, Jay I love you! I really do!"
"Thank you Gary I'll take her!" ~ Jay and Gary acting like retards
"How bout something from the .... these days"
"You're just the drummer, Riley, stop suggesting songs!"
"I'm just lookin' out for your lable, man" ~ Jim Riley & Jay
Interests
Wrestling, Rascal Flatts, Rodeo,Horses, Country Music,Hockey......ETC.
HickChick314
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