About this user
I was born to 125 years ago to a talking Bullfrog named Carole and a pink mountain goat called Fred...when I reached the age of 63¾ I staged an unsuccessful military coup in Tajikistan, hoping to replace the head of state with an inanimate piece of granite, Alas I failed, forced into exile I decided military coups are too much like hard work so I decided I'd just move to a a place where seagulls outnumbered people 10/1, I initially named it Seagullland, but due to mass riots in the town, I re-named it Mister Kipling's exceedingly good Apple & Acorn pie-ville...this seems to of gone down alot more smoothly with the locals....Margaret the 97yr old hooker, a homocidal manaic, (also known as ted the vicar) & Brian the 3 legged horse
As you probably tell I love stupidity and things that don't make sense...sums me up really hehe
Hometown
Tirana
Country
United Kingdom
Occupation
light bulb changer
Interests
Travel, Meeting New People, Finding Old friends
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