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~SOME THINGS THAT BLOW MY MIND, AND I WILL CONTINUE TO ADD AS MY MIND GETS BLOWN EVERY NOW AND THEN~
1. What if ufo's were just humans from the future time traveling in the past and observing how we used to live. And if thats true, why hasnt the future me come back and blazed with me?? It makes me wonder if i grow up to be a creeper fucking janitor instead of a bomb ass dude.
2. Dog Catchers- Honestly? If you ever watch movies you would have seen a so called "dog catcher" in one of your favorite films..I mean really, somebody who drives around a box truck and catches stray dogs for a living..But when has ANYONE ever seen a dog catcher in real life????????
3. When me and my friends are driving around high, why must every car that goes by be a secret governmental agent who knows im high and is tracking me???
4. WEDNESDAYS...Did you know approximately 1/7th of your life is spent on Wednesdays??
5. THE GREATEST PRANK EVER!! - Plant your state tree in some1's yard in a terrible location. then they need permission from the state to legally dig it up or cut it down. haha they would be so fucked
6. They should make a "Waynes World 3" I mean come on its like the best movies ever that would be bomb as tits.
7. I started to wish weed was like a lawyer...if you cant afford it some is appointed to you.
8. Animals that call themselves "rams"..What the fuck are they doing all day..ramming? probably on the side of a fucking mountain!
9. Ahh some random wisdom. My friend Wayno, a very wise man, said, "Never pet a burning dog". And, you know, that makes a lot of sense to me.
10. Do siamese twins use two different facebook accounts? I mean who gives a fuck right?
11. What if human beings are actually like a science project for a higher power..Like an ant farm, when the humans all die off, its like someone is frying us with a magnifying glass.
12. If there was a such thing as heated driveways you would never have to shovel snow again, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE THAT SHIT FUCKING SUCKS!!
13. Maiden names like dont make sense..If your moms last name is whoever she married and her maiden name is whoever her mom married and the chain keeps going, does that mean that women dont have last names of there own? uhaa :E
14. Do you think Clifford is a big dog in a normal world, or just a standard size dog in a tiny world?
15. The sea lions whole life is a fucking lie. They are not lions of the sea. Sharks are much more of a sea lion than a sea lion will ever be. I am watching Planet Earth on Blu Ray and when the shark eats the sea lion that is the moment when the sea lion realizes he had been living a lie his whole life. Right before the shark kills it the sea lion whispers in the sharks ear you sir are the true lion of the sea. The shark plans its whole day around humiliating the sea lion and making it realize how big a fucking liar it really is. It yearns for the sea lion to whisper sweet nothing into its ear.
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Age
20
Hometown
Africa
Country
United States
Occupation
Pussy Pirate, argghhh
Companies
NO
Schools
NO
Interests
Verbally bending over illiterate bible thumpers.
