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@shinobi821

Furthermore, you should probably keep in mind that Death's style changed as Chuck Schuldiner matured as a songwriter. If you payed attention to the other bands I name-dropped, "Opeth" and "Amon Amarth" to name two, you would be able to infer that I was talking about "Symbolic" and "S...

"and the number one item on Strong Bad's bottom 10 is: th-cleaning your own puke up off the keyboard. Simone? That'll be $7.50. Bring some paper towels. Ewww. And some tweezers..."

@sightseek3r

Nope. Staying true to the folklore of tamriel, It is simply a human with the soul of a virgin.

@Masherin

It sounds to me like you know that I'm right, and you're just mad.

Lol butthurt.

For all you know I AM Hanz Simmer.

@RetroGamesDontStop

You clearly don't know what Abba sounds like.

Multiple levels of mad: Achieved

Someone, please get off your lazy ass and bring this man an Interwebz.

Not that DPP was bad or anything, but I've got a funny feeling that Imaginarium's gonna totally blow it out of the water. Seems like Tuomas got the creative kick-in-the-pants he needed.

Also, like having a catchy hook or two is a basis to say that Nightwish sold out. Grow the fuck up. This alrea...

BrokeNCYDE:

Forever newfags...

Because, you know. Using exclusively shopped photos that came from the somethingawful forums really adds credibility?

@MaxEvans8

Playing a Sevenfold track PERIOD is an insult.

An insult to the taste of the audience...

NUH!!!

RAINBOW DASH IS NOT RARITY!!!

Making fun of her singing is like making fun of a fat kid:

It's fun at first but...

Oh. Crap. Wait.

Thumbs up if you like metalocalypse impresions.

If ever there was a poster child for birth control...

Alright nvm.

Starts out annoying, then goes to

"EMOS HAVE SOULS!"

Then finally

"LEAVE EMOS ALONE!"

Rofl

This isn't Apocalyptica. This is the Vitamin String Quartet. Both are amazing. I just wish people would stop CONSTANTLY FUCKING THE TWO UP!

2010: Welcome to the jungle, we've got lots of cake

At least myles plays with the snares engaged. :D

Here's the thing. Lou Reed isn't metal. Lou Reed will never BE metal. So why are we judging this as if it's just a Metallica? From an Alternitive standpoint, it's really not bad at all. At the very least, it's not another St Anger.

Though I will say this. It's kind of a crying shame that Metalli...

GIMMIE FUE GIMMIE FAI GIMMIE DABAJABAZA!

Like this if you like unattatched shoulder joints. 0:09

Lol @ how the girls seem more intrested in the fucking bear than the scene wankers. Seriously. Am I the only one who notices how dirty they look? like not sexual dirty. "I haven't bathed or washed my clothes recently" dirty.

Synyster Gates comes up to me and is likes

"Hey! Skwissgaar! I is pretty goods at sweeps arpeggio! Checks it outs!".

**play video**

but the truths is NO. You is a liars. Goes homes, takes a showers, and wash de shames offa yous, because you sucks. And. Ha ha ha. You can't dos it. Anyways.

@aabb3ElOriginal

cancer

@MyMytalMajesty

Don't make me fucking fight you.

Mike will ALWAYS be better than Mike.

If you stopped listening to JBiebs, you'd be able to understand.