Herbeh! the Pwner.

"You think it'll last forever—people and cars and concrete. But it won't. And one day it's all gone. Even the sky. My planet's gone. It's dead. It burned like the Earth. It's just rocks and dust. Before its time."
"What happened?"
"There was a war, and we lost."
"A war with who? What about your people?"
"I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own 'cause there's no one else."
"There's me."

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