Go away nigger! If you are not a nigger, then I welcome you! :)

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Hello Friend! :)
I am a Pastafarian. This means that I believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe and everything in it.

We, Pastafarians live by THE EIGHT I'D REALLY RATHER YOU DIDN'TS. It states everything the Flying Spaghetti Monster would really rather you not do.
Goodbye Friend! {:'(
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THE EIGHT I'D REALLY RATHER YOU DIDN'TS

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjigate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Dont Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This Through You Thick Heads: Woman=Person, Man=Person. Samey-Samey. One is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia.

4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B******

6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build MultiMillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/ Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick): A. Ending Poverty B. Curing Diseases C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable. I Might Be A Complex Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.

7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go around Telling People I Talk To you. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses Alot Of Leather/Lubrication/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly It's A Piece Of Rubber, If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.



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-These Comments Made Me Smile-

@Hellofriend332 WTF is wrong with you, I hope you leave this green earth in the most painful way possible.
[SuperTunadude]

@Hellofriend332 u know even the most heartless troll gets a little sick typing something like that
[TitanuimWolf]

YOU KNO WAT HELLO FRIEND22 YOU NUTTIN BUT A LITTLE DICK PEACE OF SHIT U R THE REAL FAG CUZ UR A BITCH WHO PROBABLY GETS AROUND BY SUCKING DICK UR SELF THE KID IS DEAD N U PUT THAT IF I EVER MET U I WOULD STICK A AIDS INFESTED STICK IN YA ASS N HOPE U SUFFER WHILE I SING THE SONG FOR U HOW BOUT IF IT WAS YA FAMILY I HOPE ALL YA KIDS COME OUT DIS-FORMED OR DON'T EVEN MAKE OUT YA FAT COW ASS WIFE OR MAYBE YA MOTHER WHO U FUCK I HOPE U DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH.
[caramelrisse]

@Hellofriend332
You got yours in '45, praise be to whatever you believe in you Nazi swine!
[ralphharkess]


@Hellofriend332 YOU ARE A SICK FUCK WITH NO BRAIN!!!!!!!!
[grpanos13]

@Hellofriend332 You sick sick bastard, I will take you to the bank...and shove a lamp up your anus and make u smell it. You'll probably one of those wannabe emo losers who has no life. You dumb fuck. I am wishing that I COULD HAVE pushed you in front of that train right now. Tell the devil I said "Hello"
[themcgabster]

@Hellofriend332 Ooh stfu sicko . look at you talkin shit and thinkin youre all high and mighty .Now do us all a big favor get your failed ass outta my face and get a vasectomy, wouldnt want MORE freaks like you to roam the streets ....
[MrCakeSlice]

@Hellofriend332 what the heck is wrong with you? you have serious problems, jerk
[gridion109]

@Hellofriend332 Fuck youuuu FUCKK YOUUU FUCK YOOUUUUUU, Oh yeah Fuck Youuuuuuuu! You fuckingggg twattttttttt!!!!! 'Little song to complete bastards like you.
[SweetlyPoised18]

@Hellofriend332 you sick bastard, rot in hell.
[Shez1991Palmer]

@Hellofriend332 You're a terrible human bro
[Gocard93]

@Hellofriend332 and ppl like u is whats wrong with the world, get sum fukin brains ya asswipe
[CODYRATU]
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