Oh Mr Anonymous, if only you had a name!

Ooh hello Harriet. I said to a friend earlier today that this must be the hottest April on record so far and the BBC news confirmed this. It's the sort of day where I find myself overwhelmed with the desire to tear off all my clothes and run around the woods naked, then plunging into a secluded lake.

Where is this lake you mention, Harriet. Is it secluded? Is it private? Will it be just you and me Harriet?
Does your ex-husband know about us...I mean "it"...the lake?

Madam, forgive me for the impertinance of some of the replies I have left to you on other channels. Can I just explain that some of the honourable gentlemen (and I use the term loosely) on that channel have suggested that you may not be, erm shall I say.....the lady you appear to be, in your photo. Don't worry, though! I know you are, and I know how to treat a lady.

PS. Do you have matching top and tails?

I believe you is... Missy Harriet.

Harriet James is a cover account for a well known unmanned activist. There, I've said it.

Tell me, Harriet. Where do you stand on unmanned planes?!

YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

Wot! No comments!?

First then. Slightly out of my range of knowledge but I once knew Theresa Bunn! Very briefly! Thought she was barking mad!