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@yugo34 Yep, pretty much my train of thought, too. :3 But you know how serious of a problem starfish obesity is...

@DontEatDucttape Say, say, say, say, say... *pelvic thrust dance* <3

So, I should walk around in a sleeping bag? Will do. XD

Aww, sorry you got hurt. :( Chef, please get better soon. We're all hoping the best for you. <3

2: 38 XD

The Airplane Assassin! DUN DUN DUN!!! I love it. XD

XD Your facial expressions are hilarious!

...People my age are all going to be dead by the age of 40 because of stupid crap like this...

@EricaEnsmee Yes it does. I just tried it the other night.

..."Beat her into submission", huh? And then rape her too, you backwards motherfucker? What I can't believe is that her mom is in on it too. My blood is boiling. I need to go for a walk.

...Wow. I mean... that's awesome that you can play with him like that and to have such a good relationship with him. But... I see his beak around your fingers and feel a little scared. >.<

Somehow, coupled with the music, that's just hilarious. XD

White chick and laughing my ass off! XD We aren't gonna get over racism, homophobia and whatnot if we walk on eggshells about this stuff! I'm all for it!

I think everyone needs to get picked on a little, cause then we'll all get 'over' being sensitive about everything. Life's too short to find everything offensive.

If I ever met white people like that, I think I'd die. o_o;; Tell ya what, I'd take the watermelon tho. <3 Yum.

:43- :46 XD

Oh, I thought she closed the window 'cause she was embarrassed of her music.

Erk... 5$ for a possibility of not being able to walk again? No thanks.

XD Unbelievable. It narrowly missed his butt, then hit his head... Jeez.

I have no idea how I got here, but I laughed my ass off. XD Thanks.

So you said on your bulletin that you wanted an opinion, and I guess I'll play the bad guy a bit... : / From my perspective, some of the humor gets kind of... excessive. Almost campy, if you know what I mean. Of course, if that's what you're going for, you're spot on...

@Vondeat No problems, I don't dig drama, either. I'm just saying that women are demanding all these things, and then don't want to back themselves up once they run into a spot of trouble. They use the gender role thing once they get in over their head, you know?

Thanks for being chill, by t...

You wouldn't accept my kiss, so to heck with yours! >:D

Sunny's like "Shh! I'm supposed to be the one singing since I'm in the shower!" XD <3 They're both cute, though.

@WinstonSmith6079 Maybe. According to the interview that some radio guy did with him, he'd been drinking. Pfft, maybe both, who knows? I've only seen crack turn people dopey though. o.o Not that I know much on the subject...

@Blackhope15x Thanks for the mental image. T_T

New exercise for human and cat.

This may sound really out there, but... you have pretty eyes.

Yeah, I'm just getting into politics, but the more I learn about Democrats, the less they make sense sometimes...

...My neighbor thinks tofu is fish. o_o;; I like tofu, though.

@LollerStormeR You poor, sheltered child. You'll find out some day. Or not. I'm hoping not. ;p