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@Euloriaable Actually, they both copy John Carter of Mars, written in 1911.

Recognizing that gay people exist is not privileging them. Creating policy that secretly ejects them from the military is denial that they exist and is discrimination.

Must be fun to have George Clooney fall all over you.

Thumbs up if you learned the Dutch word for "marbles" by watching this vid.

The ping pong table came.

Lying on the ground, the pool knew his end was near. He knew there was no chance of escape.

His executioner knew it too, lounging with a book and a glass nearby, revolver at his side.

The pool took this moment to listen to the birds. To feel the earth.

The man puts his book down, and lifting his ...

I want to see an arrow to the knee in slow motion.

@LollyMoss Go to Tibet and "stand up and make [that] statement." I assure you that you will be looked upon with the same quizzical gaze you show when you encounter people of the faith. Except their gaze isn't like yours, full of contempt for perceived weakness based upon faith. If you think the o...

@Mgruz13 That was the dock.

I support the wounded warriors project by making sure that warriors don't get themselves wounded in the first place.

STOP THE PRESSES.

DOG, I OWN YOU.

No. We can't do this Kitty. This is wrong.

We could leave tonight--in another city we can be anybody we want!

We could, and it would be sweet for a while, but in back of our minds we would always know that I am a dog, and you are a cat. Now go, go before I change my mind!

And thus humanity comes full circle with the wheel.

Actually, yes, there are people who actively choose to live in Oakland, and not because of necessity.

You must be the one giant called Gulliver...

The reason why people find you a fraud is because you include childish fonts and music in the video, destroying any serious message you had. Also, the essay you wrote in the description could be better put to use as subtitles in the actual video--it would at a maximum take 10 seconds to explain e...

Who here actually wrote the SAT certification statement in cursive as it instructed?

As a person of Chinese descent, I can say that this is just a conservative approach to parenting not unlike how parents in other countries used to raise kids.

Of course, you might call this way of life backwards, barbaric, or anachronistic. Tell that to the millions of abused Chinese ADULTS who ...

usually, seeing a big cat staring at you in night vision mode is a bad sign. better throw catnip!

I fear the environmentally friendliness of this product may be offset by the additional fumigation I will need to keep insects from eating my house's insulation.

The military always gets the nice stuff.

TeeeaaaEEEEE...

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS. IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A DECADE SINCE.

OH MY GOD I'M OLD.

America looks a lot like Japan in this clip.

Hey it's Australia.

Is this the first Disney movie where children are blamed for murder?

Real Mama bear right here.

What episode has that Jamie Hyneman look alike?

DEEAAAUGH fish approves of this.

Papyrus font strikes again.

@fetB If you had read the Washington Post article on this, you would know that they considered the concept of context and interviewed many people on why they did what they did.

God told gave Adam and Eve dominion over all animals and told them not to eat the fruit of knowledge. We can be sure that we have failed both of those jobs.

@sysghost The fact that a fountain pen has only ever been available to people of means (did you notice that it's partially made from silver?) and that barely anybody uses a pencil anymore means that it IS a luxury item. I don't know how you expect "fountain pen" to be equivalent to "cheap".

Drew for President

Ryan for all of Senate

Colin for all of House

Wayne for Supreme Justice

Imagine World's Worst Step at the Lincoln Memorial! This country needs more laughs!

@LiloPelakai No, I'm not gay. I think she is an awesome character, and to give her a sexy female voice would make her character boring. I like how every interesting female character on this show has a weird unsexy quirk and how every straight-up sexy woman is a boring side character. This is some...

@shaider1982 I believe you are talking about the Roman Ballista... Rome is many hundreds of years after the height of Greece.

@ALynnK90 Is that not what is true of all pursuits in life?

For those who don't realize, this kind of art requires careful color choice. If poured randomly, all the colors would have greyed each other out. High contrasts between colors (red then green, dark and light) and subtle gradients (red to orange to yellow to peach to lavender) makes this a beautif...