HankHelghast's Channel

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About I WILL CRUSH ALL OF YOU!!!

Get used to it...I'M FRIGGEN MEAN!!! How would you feel if the ISA invaded your planet?! I am now going to NOT try to assimilate to your Earthen lifestyle. I HAVE ISSUES! So just back off!

Created by

HankHelghast

Latest Activity

Feb 24, 2009

Date Joined

Feb 24, 2009

About this user

I like to hang out at the beach when the sewage overspills during rainstorms. I enjoy laughing at the History Channel channel and high speed chases on TV. I hate flowers, blue skies and Barry Manillow. If you make fun of my mom I will not care, because I never had a mom. My favorite foods are burnt toast and bleach.

Age

Hometown

Helghan

Country

Tuvalu

Occupation

Concrete mixer.
Rebar engineer.
Weapons raw waste mitigation clerk.
Freight Captain on arc tower construction in the Syphuuci district
Radiation wastegate moderation officer.
Victory army recruit
Basic Helghast grenadier

Companies

We all work for one cause

Interests

Stepping on puppies,
yelling at the elderly,
throwing garbage at kissing couples,
rifle-butting drive-thru speakers,
Jai-alai on weekends

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