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NOBODY GIVE HIM WILDFLOWERS OR A BASKET OF PEACHES.

If Gingrich see HIS wife sick, maybe he's embarassed.

When in doubt, say "cancer"

@TheNickman28 lol yeah I thought so too

@emmydieppheartssyu I don't even know who the fuck Shane is, but i'm so sick of hearing about him on these comments, I'm just gonna say FUCK SHANE DAWSON.

@Nostradamus944 Does it?

You saw my friends drowning in blood? JESUS, WHERE? HOW? WHEN? MR. BLUNT? CALL ME!

@TheBossMan635 Clearly you didn't learn anything from "Elamentry" school

@Osambasucks2 Fact: You're an immature name-caller who should go back to Elementary School. I refered to the President from your party as President George W. Bush, not as George W. Hitler or some stupid bullshit like that. Even if you disagree with President Obama, have some respect for the offic...

"My life is a macaroni dream, little white mouses crawl in my bed." ...Why is that a good thing?

I was listening to this, and I absolutely shit my pants when I realized my XBOX wasn't a pay phone. But then, I asked, WWBMD, What would Bruno Mars do? But for real, never make a sick child thick toast.

@LITTLEfunVIDEOmaker No, he said near Mumbai, which is a city in India

And peopel say our nation is divided. Sure, we joke about shooting perfectly decent people who happen to disagree with us, and we question their patriotism just because they disagree with us, but at least we also imply they support terrorists. Listen, I'm a liberal, I support the troops, I fuckin...

@angillett Actually, no. The rich use the tax cuts they are given by investing the money, which doesn't produce jobs. And where the hell do you get this idea that cutting taxes for the rich spurs economic growth? We had eight years of economic prosperity under Clinton, and then Bush signed the ta...

@Cubsfan4life20 I'm pretty sure the Obama administration did not give two shits about the Royal Wedding. "GUYS! WE CAN'T TELL THEM NOW! THE ROYAL WEDDING IS GOING ON!". The military says he died on May 1, 2011 in Abbotabad, Pakistan and they didn't announce untl later that day so they could confi...

If Mark Halperin, a professional journalsit and commentator calls President Obama, Bush or any of the other 42 presidents a dick, it's innapropriate. If a comedian does it, it's fine. That's what Halperin needs to realie. YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING COMEDIAN.

He lives in a cave and shits in a fucking bucket? NOT BLOODY LIKELY! He was living in a goddamn mansion in the suburbs! Funny to watch this stuff after Bin Laden's death. REST IN PISS BIN LADEN, YOU PUSSY

Favorite quotes: "IS THIS TEN FUCKING KELVIN??" "Fuckin' ninjas, man." "Warm pipes, warm pipes. Hmm, frosty."

@annemolly57 Correction. You disagree with Obama. Why do people always fail to make that distinction? You can't hate a person unless you've met them. I didn't hate Bush, I disagreed with him and thought he made a series of disastrous decisions.

@xxxXM3talXxx Yeah, actually it's a 300 million to 4 million chance, and that's actually lessened by the fact that people view it multiple times, so that's the shittiest logic i have ever come upon.

@TheHugMonster101 If you want to know how to spell racist, LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THE FUCKING SONG. Rasist? Really?

@iloveapplejuiice Everyone's suggestions are terrible and suck. If Jeffrey and Mr. Timn met, that would ruin it because crossovers are NEVER, without exception, good. Remember when the simpsons crossed over with that stupid fucking other FOX show? Considered one of the worst episodes in Simpsons ...

Who would drunk a whole bunch of chocolate malk before the first day of a new job lol?

Spanked?

@Ambidexter143 Yeah, legally, but they didn't have enough evidence. If modern science was used back then, msot forensic analysts say she probably would have been convicted. Plus, she's long dead, so it's not slander. Look, I can do this. WALTER KRONKITE SNORTED COKE OFF OF CORPSES! If he was aliv...

@SaraCHAII Yeah he's not Mexican and you're an idiot.

At :33 i'm pretty sure he was either making out with them, or eating their pussies, it depends on how dirty your mind is and what the producers intended to suggest...

Kobe Bryant says his first name when making a shot

He found deep, powerful meaning in Rebecca Black's "Friday"

He has over 100 rhymes for Orange

His dog has had a more interesting life than the average Marine

He can make tweets over 140 characters

He has 3D YouTube videos

I would like to re...