About this user
Hi! What's up? My name is Hand, and I was born on September 28, 1989 to an awesome family consisting of my mom, my dad, and my cool bro who would later become a gangster. I live in Handland by myself in a kind of small house. I like to spend time with my two best friends, Raymond and my absolute GREATEST friend from childhood, Bob! Him and I do a lot of stuff together. Our favorite hobby is driving to the local WalMart and putting fake vomit on people's cars.
Age
22
Hometown
Handland
Country
United States
Occupation
I don't work. I just take jobs like mowing lawns very infrequently so I can get paid to pay for my air conditioning and electricity (I don't pay light or rent bills. Bob built my house himself).
Schools
I attended Billy G. Bobanna Elementary School for elementary. For middle and high I attended Handland Intermediate. For college I graduated from Handland Comunity College with a Masters' Degree in Awesomeness (they actually have a degree for that in my college).
Interests
My hobbies include clubbing, dancing, going out to restaurants, and the like. My favorite hobby is going out to either put fake vomit on people's cars at my local WalMart or ding dong ditching.
