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Daughter of a pole vaulter or not, I'd definitely chainsaw her.

@Jouhanimou Koko tilanne oli se, että joku virolainen huusi Kauppatorilla haluavansa asianajajan. En yksinkertaisesti nähnyt tuossa tilanteessa sitä syytä, mikä olisi pippurin ja pampun oikeuttanut, koska virolainen ei käyttäytynyt uhkaavasti eikä hyökkäävästi. Ei se niin voi mennä, että poliisi ...

@Matterou No, that's just gibberish. In some versions there are a few actual words in between, but not in this one.

@mouthforwar17 The archer comes to his home village that's been sacked by raiders, that have just left. His wife has been raped, which he knows from the fact that she's washing her vagina. He promptly decides to follow the raiders, whose leader we see in a few flashbacks down the way. He gets kil...

@IronyBeaver About Finland, with vultures and everything? I've lived here all my life, that's 31 years now, and have never seen a vulture anywhere. To me, the lyrics are just generic fantasy/pseudo history. And nothing wrong with it, this is a great song. Still, Ensiferum is definitely not the fi...

@TURKKNCL There is no proven relation between Uralic and Altaic languages. I've got nothing against Altaic languages and their speakers, but as far as modern linguistics can tell, these two language families are not related.

This comment page is a prime example of how it usually requires zero effort to troll metal heads.

@Vichy112 Oletko tullut ajatelleeksi, että stand upin idea on nimenomaan olla lavalla omana itsenään ja tehdä komiikkaa niillä "aseilla" mitä on käytettävissä?

@notmemate I personally would categorize this as "brilliant".

To me, this song is like a picture of a certain very special and dear friend, whom I miss greatly and see all too rarely because of the distance between us. I don't have to tell you I listen to this a lot...

One of the greatest songs from a band whose songs are good even at worst, how awesome is that?

@Finlandfanatic The assumed bond between genetics and linguistics is one of the greatest misconceptions you can make. Hindi is approximately as closely related to Swedish than Finnish is to Hungarian. Do Indians and Swedes look alike because they speak related languages? There is no answer to you...

Ilus laul, ilusad naised, ilus keel, ilus maa. Tervised Soomest!

Damn it. I was to an Ensiferum gig about a month too early. Now I have to wait for gods know how long before I can go again...and take some shaving foam with me.

If you happen to love both soulful women and soulful music, there's really only one place to go in the world and that's Russia. Respect and admiration from Finland!