Mr. Guy's Cat Meat Bonanza & Aromatherapy Clinic

"Be sure to feed the donkey, Hopkins or he will surely eat us all," said the Buttercup King.

"Leave my dear Shirley out of this," exclaimed Hopkins in his most convincing Scottish accent.

"I love that joke," the Buttercup King said merrily, with a hearty, "HA HA!"

Then, suddenly and without time to react, the donkey broke down the door to the Buttercup King's chamber and gobbled up poor Hopkins in a most violent and gory manner.

The donkey, still quite hungry and in need of seconds, soon turned his attention to the Buttercup King. He readied himself to pounch our dear King Buttercup, but before he could do so, was abruptly shot between the eyes by a tall man wearing a mask who was standing behind a curtain in the corner of the room.

The armed, masked man moved slowly back behind the curtain as four or five cleaning women rushed in to take care of the bloody mess.

In disgust over the whole situation, the Buttercup King vomited all over himself...

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