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HALO4246 favorited a video
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Mark's Labor Day on the beach is interrupted by some beach offenders!
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LYRICS
MARK
Douchebag on the Beach who brought a guitar
A-hole on the Beach smoking a cigar
Drunk girl on the beach who thinks that she's at a bar
DRUNK GIRL
Class of 2012
MARK
All you beach offenders out there you know you are
DRUNK GIRL
Party People in the house tonight bleaaaaaah
MARK
White trash family who's sitting too close
Inbred family your children are gross
You never secure your umbrella. yeah there it goes
REDNECK
Git the umbrella Shane! The wind done swept er up again!
MARK
Why do humans always ruin what I love the most?
Beach goer who gets stabbed by the umbrella
Ahhhhhhhh my stomach
REDNECK
Oh no! Why does this always happen?
MARK
Teen mom who won't keep an eye on her kid
I hope he gets eaten by a giant squid
Long Island ladies engaging in loud conversations
LI LADY
You know I can't eat that because of my Vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Four abortions?
MARK
I don't need to hear all about your old operations
LI LADY
I have to have it drained twice a week. You wanna see?
MARK
A-hole with a metal detector
Your T- shirt says bikini inspector
Sand castle pervert is making six foot dong
SANDCASTLE PERVERT
This is my masterpiece!
MARK
Cholo on the beach who brought his pet snake
I think we can agree that was a mistake
Stupid brat with crackers attracting nasty seagulls
Old man in a speedo everyone can see your old balls
OLD MAN
Would you mind putting some sunscreen on my the back of my thighs?
MARK
Douchebags in the ocean get ready to run
Excuse me fisherman can I borrow your chum
Now I'll just sit back and wait for the sharks to come
Watching douchebags swim for their lives is just good clean fun
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Obama declares his intent to kick somebody's ass, though determining the specific ass to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop single.
Matt Lauer and Sarah Gregory contribute vocals and interviewing expertise.
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Lyrics:
I talk to the experts
So I know whose ass to kick
So I know whose ass to ki-i-ick
So I--So I know whose ass to kick
You know, when you talk to fishermen on the verge of tears,
gets you frustrated
There has not been an idea that we have not evaulated
I would love to vent--I would love to shout and holler
But my main job is to solve the problem
This happens and turns out they've had no idea what they're doin
We've just gotta keep on movin, pushin and movin, we're gonna get through it
People, they're upset and they have every right to be
The best possible service from me is ass-KICKin
If it's the last thing I do, I'ma kick BP's ass
This is gonna be a very, very difficult task
Chorus
Mr. T / Expert
Chuck Norris / Expert
Bruce Lee / Expert
Bruce Willis / Expert
Betty White / Expert
Al Pacino / Expert
Tinky Winky...............Expert
Jack Bauer / Expert
Jackie Chan / Expert
Darth Vader / Expert
Peter Pan / Expert
Genghis Khan / Expert
Batman / Expert
THE LOLLIPOP GUIIIIIIIIILD / Ya know, I have to tell ya...expert
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