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Abortion jokes will be countered by the left with jokes that will humiliate a vast majority of Republicans. Yep. Erectile dysfunction jokes.

I like to start with a dark stout like Guinness, then move to a pale ale like Chimay. After that my wallet is close to empty so I drink a house beer and stop at the supermarket for a 6 pack of Pabst. I prefer to finish my drinking on the east porch where I can pee in the shrubs, and the morning sun doesn't wake me after I pass out.

Girly voice!

Jose Feliciano recorded it in 1969. The album, Groping Mr. Stardust was banned in the US because on the cover was a pic of Jose and David Bowie standing naked cupping each other's genitalia.

Cliff takes it up the ass.

That little fucker!

FOX is the appropriate outlet for conservative racism. MF'ers.

Makes me sick. Literally. His face. His old rhetoric. His new opposing rhetoric. he's a horrible salesman to the intelligent. Horrible. Puke.

Keep to point. Shrthnd when necsary. Don't be sorry. The nat6ural urge of sex is to release the "seeds" of manhood. You realize that most pubescents (and much older men) masturbate? How does your unscientific "study" explain that and home sexuality? It doesn't. You are insane to think that the core instinct of sex is to procreate. It is to release the product of male to any stimulus. To think that only vaginal sex is natural is not only unscientific, but absurd. Insane.

Umm... no. He has complete control of the citizens of N. Korea, and they do not dare attempt to leave. He's even managed to make you look like a goddamn idiot... or maybe that was your own doing. Yep. That's what it was.

Pffffft!!!!!

"...smug obnoxious giggling

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Are you really that goddamn stupid?

Biggest misnomer ever: Patriot Act. Thanks, Bush.

"You're Welcome, Amurikka."

Mango party!!!

Levi Strauss would have shit his denims... oh... wrong kinda jeans.

About face!

Sarah Silverman is hot!

Another screaming talk show monkey hurling turds to entertain the crowd.

Congress SHALL MAKE NO LAW RESPECTING THE ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION or prohibiting the free exercise thereof - Constitution, 1st Amendment: 1st god damn sentence.

Umm... dipshit, do you understand what an insurance mandate is? It means the uninsured scumbags you are referring to will be mandated to purchase their own insurance from private insurance companies. This means my rates will be lower (like they are in Massachusetts where Romneybamacare is). As the laws are now, your mom can keep getting her free AIDS meds in any ER. So now she'll have to quit blowing Magic johnsons and big black NBA dicks for crack and heroine money. God damn you're stupid.

God is fraud. Every god ever created by man's imagination had a purpose: to control other people. All the priests in the old testament must have had a big goddamn feast every time some idiot "sacrificed" a bull or ram on the alter. The religious are suckers and fools. The only Hell, is the one they live in. What a waste of life.

Sic 'em, Kermit. Sic 'em!!!

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Now that was the stupidest god damn thing ever. Wouldn't win an award in the Special Tonys.

Do you realize you just stated the other guy's argument? People die because weed is illegal and that's what you said. You're either stoned, or stupid. Since you are against weed, it must be the stupid that made your bite your own ass.

See, it isn't difficult to be honest now, is it?

You're welcome. The feeling is mutual, goddamn idiot.

Oh, yes he did. On February 9, 2011 on his own radio he spoke in favor of the Patriot Act. I can't add the rushlimbaugh. calm link, but you can go there and add the following to the url and read for yourself:

/daily/2011/02/09/the_lowdown_on_the_patriot_act

right back atcha. heh.

The real scam is that we all pay for those without insurance now and have paid the last half century. Some uninsured person gets ill, you pay for the ER care. It's wrong to let that person die. It's wrong to make everyone else pay. The biggest scam ever was the GOP insisting that insurance companies make medical decisions rather than doctors. That costs the people money and lives. The only better solution is universal healthcare, but the GOP sides with corrupt insurance industry, so we're SOL.

Young dudes,

If you rub your balls counter-clockwise first, she'll never get pregant. So just do that and jump on her. No worries.

You're welcome,

Bullshit. Nobis is skinny in all of her pics. Skinny to the point that it's disgusting, hideous and just gruesome butt ugly fugly.

That's why her Christian neighbors are dead, or suffocating; breathing in dust, smoke, and drywall while the rubble pins them down crushing them? Gawd must really hate them, Asshole.