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1 children is too many. And filled you in, that's what he said.

When I heard rebecca black song, I was so expecting a bass drop. The dubstep remix gave 1807 a reason to like it. /watch?v=ExmNN3jj6WM

Eh, beiber is beiber. Nuff said.

Osama Bin Laden? People hate Bush way more.

Actually guys, no. Press Ctrl W and you can hear him say "Suprise Buttsecks."

I don't remember any of this... But it sounds nice, I'd like to try that youtube.

Where's the fucking bass? -_-

Здесь, в России, мусор наблюдает за нами. По мусор, я имею в виду девочки смотрели на нас.

Why does your video name say Milo, but at 0:19, you're Tami?

Yes, it works. It is also possible to change the amount of free XP you have! Don't make it too obvious though, if you have an E-75 and 15 total battles you will appear a bit suspicious...

@patrioticjumper actually smart-ass, World of Planes is the Russian version. They call it world of Warplanes in America. Dumb bitch. lol

Beast dubstep music at the end. hell yeah.

I have 2,032 battles, with tier 6 as my maximum tier. I just got the VK3001H elite, and I sold to buy VK3601H as I heard it was good. Unfortunately, I haven't had too much chance to play it, but I heard from everyone who has that it is awesome. VK3001H is good and fast, but sort of weak in hand t...

@Wadebgd Every tank has its crappy portion, no tank will own in every single aspect. But if you know how to angle yourself and use cover to hide your MG turret, you can survive for a great while. With a Löwe, the weak spots are everywhere. But Löwe has a great gun, better than KV-5s, which is jus...

I thought this video title meant something else.

What you do, eat pancakes with that PSP?

lmfaooo... I guess the PS-3 has a slight over-heating problem? lol

This was so damn hilarious.

"I left it over there because it was sooo heavy."

Because it's filled with bombs! Fuckin Terrorist!

lmfao

lol at 1:02, you look like "Back the F up Mayor, I'll beat the shit out of you." And yes, I said Mayor, not Governor, Because Governor is a damn stupid stereotype.

Any girl that doesn't despise me from the start is a good one. ;(

I am a cock-blocker at times.. -_- but then I only do that to make them quit paying attention to me, then I vanish. So what if you are me, and have no friends? I have to do everything solo, people just naturally hate me :(

What do you mean when you say "I'm Colleen, and you can call me your pippet." What's a Pippet?

Fortified by Deals Death pumps me up... It's a death metal song. And true, it doesn't affect you after all you get is rejected. If you're anything like me, after the 50th time, you get desensitized from it, and you lose all feeling, and end up not caring, and accepting the fact that you will be a...

My Passion is nothing special, just going on trips to silos and accidentally launching missiles. What's yours?

I think it works to have money. And not even be rich, just say, hey, I have money. Can I get you something? I'm lonely.

This should create sympathy and she'll at least accept your money, if nothing else. haha

Hey, let's kill the entire male population! That way, "I have a boyfriend" will always be a lie. Fuck the world, more men than women -_-

How a (non-black) woman can get prettier: Take her clothes off. Sad world but true

One can never get enough of Russian girls. I want to learn Russian :(

@tauras88d lol do you just like slap 'dat ass, or do you just grab it and hold on to it? -Ludacris, Fast Five

3:37 Colloquialisms. lol :P

You forgot about the last step, after Repeat Several Times. Unlock a better tank.

Instead of putting advertisements at beginning of youtube videos, they should put them on Varolo where people get paid to watch the ads. If interested in making free money (no catch, you just have to introduce more people to Varolo) go to varolo(dot)com/village/GuardPatroller and change (dot) to ...

This is awesome, I wish there were more people to learn about Varolo. If I were to spend a 3 hour workday (screw 10 minutes) watching ads, then I'd make bank, by myself, let alone with friends I'd be able to have. If It's possible to have 2 sponsors, I'll join your village, because a guy "drumabo...

1:28 the part cut off at the bottom: "He posted the same ad on Craigslist's personals and received two dozen emails." lmfao

Millions of views. Ur boss. And I can't adequately answer your question without appearing a pedophile, so ask again when you are 18.

Shannon Assgresta. Probably. First.

*Parental Cunt-rols

3:23 lol guy in the background WHY ARE CREEPIN?

Mine's black... I don't know exactly why, but I do know my history and such. I'm a really dark (in terms of mentally) person.

How the hell do people thumbs up these boobs comments? Freaking retarded... If you need more boobs, go to the strip club. It may cost you a dollar, but you get more than you would on the internet -_-

Your Channel has 5 videos... Entwicklung? lol. <-- one of about 12 words I know in German. Doing the most with the least.

@dispacct1 "She is a good F***ing pretty bastard"? Without a translator. I impressed myself

Hey, I like your hair.

Do you like Tennis?

Because you have me running around all over the place. :)