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GroundZero60 liked a video
(2 months ago)
Go Check Out Our NEW "I'm Awesome" T-Shirt at http://mrbjstudi...
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Go Check Out Our NEW "I'm Awesome" T-Shirt at http://mrbjstudio...
Lyrics:
Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesome
I don't necessarily have to be here for this
I'm gonna keep the headphones though
(Chorus:)
Mother fucker I'm awesome
No your not dude don't lie
I'm awesome
I'm driving round in my moms ride
I'm awesome
A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I'm awesome
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome
There's no voice mail nobody called
I'm awesome
I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
You know my pants sag low(low)
even though(though) that went out of style like ten years ago(go)
Spose, i got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps getting fatter in the middle
and lyrically i'm not the best
physically the opposite of randy moss and yet so preposterous
feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest
oh yes
the girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
uh huh
I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress,
got too many back zits
plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this
it's cuz my little sister wrote it.
(Chorus)
I'm awesome
the swagger of a cripple
check it out
I'm from Maine and I don't hunt nope and i can't ski
smoke weed but i can't roll blunts
might be with my wifey my necks not icy
eatin' at McDonalds because Subway is pricey
uh and my unibrow is plucked
just asked my mom if i could borrow ten bucks
shes like "For what?
Blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
You skinny prick,
go get a gym membership and vitamins"
I'm like mom please don't blame it on me i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and Aunt Steve
my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
and the hair on my ass it is Jumanji
Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift.
Can't tweet up on my Twitter cuz I haven't done shit
bank account red
body ungroomed
the good thing about me is I'm off stage soon
(Chorus)
further more I'm cornier than ethynol
cheesier than provolone
I spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
with a ego the size of Tim Duncan
even though I got shit for brains like a Blumpkin
I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
because i spent a decade filling Optimos and I'm not even the bomb in maine
on my game and only about as sexy as John McCain
now put your hands up
if you have nightmares
if you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
if you got dandruff
if you drink light beer
I'm out of breath
but I'm awesome
no your not dude don't lie
I'm awesome
I'm driving round in my moms ride
I'm awesome
a quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I'm awesome
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome
no voicemail nobody called
I'm awesome
i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome
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