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Based on a true story about two girls I know who have never had an orgasm, both 25 years of age. Total roflcopterism.

We love you rob sgrignoli!!!

I wish I could afford all the eat 3D videos. They're so much better than the profs in my school. 6k a year just for a piece of paper in 3 years. Life is sad :) Eat 3D is not sad, and I wish I could just know what they do :D

Strokes aren't in your chest sweetie =( you mean a heart attack?

I'm pretty sure she just didn't DRESS LIKE A WOMAN in those pictures dude :) Normally women look pretty damn ugly without all that cover-up and make-up.

I actually think she's a man cause she has a man face, nothing to do with jealousy or seeing a dinky, she's just plain man-face. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so it's just my opinion. I still like some of her songs... but yeah, man face.

@DaBlackX I'm pretty sure anyone who thought of Jack Sparrow during this video is just an idiot, rofl

Ummm.. You're way too obsessed with this dude. Make you feel good to make fun of retards? Make you feel smart and manly? or is it a crush?

Why waste your time making stuff like this? Making fun of retards is too easy pickins :P

Reminds me of this mentally handicapped individual we had in the eighth grade who kept getting angry in the phys ed change room and getting boners then looking around with a huge grin on his face. I don't think people liked him very much. But he was much more handicapped than Chris Chan. In fact,...

And the monsters looked like man, and walked among us, yet they were not us. they sought to control us, to keep us as slaves, and they invented things that would bind mortal man, and he turned to be as sheep they fed upon, and we live as such to this day, and forever more. Don't live with Apathy,...

They also stole the obsidian team to help with Star Wars: The Old Republic. Which is basically KOTOR 3, just 300 years after the second. It plays the same way KotOR would, except you can play with friends too. Don't have to rely on people though, since companions are still available. If you micro...

Thank god he doesn't act seriously...

That was hardly intermission for tea!!!!!.... Good show lads :D

*emotional music* "Dance mutha fucka *whips* dance! *whips*"... srsly tho, live together for at least a year BEFORE you get married, at the very least. Also, LOL that they live at Lover's Lane.

HOLY SHIT... that tall woman is not very feminine at all, hahaha. Awesome. This is classic white trash entertainment. I'm so ashamed I saw this, rofl. Anyways, best lines: "Bitch, you don't know crazy!!" and "Go back to the ghetto, cause that's where you're going!" and "This is my money, my money...

Yeah boyfriends/girlfriends cheating is no biggy, there are no bonds, no vows, no contract. But fucking around on a marriage. Hell, why even get married if you like going off? lol Stay unmarried and have fun all you want. Lots of drama that way till you find a crazy bitch that'll cut off your dic...

LOL I'd obviously conclude she's not the one for me and move one. People don't change. "I have a detective who'd give you a ride, if you'd like..." rofl rofl.. and "She likes to be licked, not sticked!" were the top qoutes there.

How does that fatass prick get 3 chicks and I had so much trouble just getting a girlfriend most of my life. Thankfully, I'm set for life now. But jesus, some people are gross, lawl.

slowest barrel roll in the world xD only reason anyone would dislike this is if they took it seriously.. or they have no sense of humour *nods*

He'd need some serious revamping skills. But yes, Bradley can doo eet. Also, if it's the first "The Crow" then right on. If it's something random, then whatever.

Nice vlog.

rediculous how fast time flies.. I wish to one day be as devoted of a father as you are. Great song!