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Favorite Golden Girls quotes:
Blanche: I'll give you anything. I'll give you one of my sons.
Dorothy: Blanche.
Blanche: Dorothy, I've given this a lot of thought. I've had 4 kids, I've never had a Mercedes. So, which one do you want? Biff, Doug, Skippy? No, don't take Skippy, he's got asthma.
Rose: I just had a thought...
Sophia, Dorothy, Blanche: Congratulations.
Blanche: What do you think of my new dress? Is it me?
Sophia: It's too tight, it's too short and shows too much cleavage for a woman your age.
Dorothy: Yes, Blanche. It's you.
[Sophia enters kitchen]
Dorothy: You couldn't sleep either, huh?
Sophia: No, I'm sleeping so good I thought I'd come try it in the sink.
Sophia: My hiney's asleep.
Dorothy: Fine, we'll keep our voices down.
Dorothy: [to Sophia] You're a furry little gnome and we feed you too much.
[In a darkened movie theatre]
Rose: I wonder what kind of movie this is...
[Off-camera sounds of woman screaming in horror and roaring chainsaw]
Dorothy: It's a musical, Rose.
Blanche: Sophia, I need you.
Sophia: Blanche, you were strong and independent long before I got here.
Rose: I need you too, Sophia.
Sophia: Rose, you need the Wizard of Oz.
Rose: I've been on the phone for a half hour and you'll never guess what happened.
Dorothy: You forgot to dial first.
Rose: No.
Blanche: You were holding the receiver upside down.
Rose: No.
Dorothy: It wasn't the phone, it was the t.v. remote control.
Rose: No.
Blanche: A shoe?
Rose: Please, Blanche, I'm not an idiot. - The TV has a remote control?
[after getting caught faking a sprained ankle]
Sophia: I wuv you.
Dorothy: Too wittle, too wate.
Blanche: Rose and I are taking a dirty dancing class.
Dorothy: Really.
Blanche: It's become quite popular since that movie came out.
Rose: What movie is that?
Dorothy: "Lawrence of Arabia", Rose.
[repeated line]
Sophia: Picture it... Sicily.
Rose: You know, I've been thinking...
Blanche: Oh, that would explain the beads of sweat.
the girls have chased away Ernie, the man who is changing their garage into a guest room]
Blanche: Well, we have two choices-go and beg Ernie's forgiveness, or hire another contractor.
Sophia: Or, we could use the Sicilian method. We burn down the house, collect the fire insurance money, and move to a beautiful beachside house in California. Personally, I vote for choice three.
[trying to get animals to breed]
Dorothy: What they need is an aphrodisiac.
Rose: An African what?
Dorothy: An aphrodisiac, Rose. Something that makes you feel sexy... like Spanish Fly.
Rose: [disgusted] Spanish flies?
Dorothy: Fly, Rose. One Fly. Spanish Fly.
Rose: Oh, come on Dorothy. I've been to Spain. It's not the cleanest country in the world, they must have thousands of flies.
Dorothy: It is not a fly Rose! It's a beetle!
Rose: They call it a fly but it's really a beetle?
Dorothy: Yes.
Rose: How do they know it's Spanish?
Dorothy: Because it wears a little sombrero, Rose!
Rose: Charlie once had a business partner who was also a lying, cheating, evil, slimy human being!
Dorothy: Wait, Rose, let me guess. Hans Zinglefruberdanshoodlegadenhin
Rose: Yup! That's the louse!
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Watching Golden Girls and listening to Eden Espinosa
Movies:
Definitely "The Proposal"!
Music:
Eden Espinosa, Lea Salonga, sappy lovesongs, broadway
Books:
The Shack, Breakfast at Sally's, Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
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just watchin the Golden Girls and reading some old messages and found ur page again. the quotes are too funny :3