Well known rage quotes of mine
"Shit, shit, shit, shit shit SHIT... PICKLE!" - If I get a bad place.
"Get your sexy asses back here!" - If catching up from behind
"Time to make you my bitch!" - If triple red shells are obtained
"Shit on my face (and/or) Fuck me." - If I make a mistake during the race (i.e going off-road, running into a wall, etc.)
"Is this supposed to be funny? Because I'm not laughing." - After blatantly getting last place due to a lot of rape

All raging is only for humor and should not be taken seriously.

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Wi-fi codes
Since I got a 3DS, there are some changes to my Friend Codes, as well as new ones.
3DS: (Will not be publicly revealed)
Mario Kart DS: To be determined 
Name: ライアン
Wii Number: 4391-5725-3260-2200
Name: Ryan
Guitar Hero World Tour: 2063-3362-1313 (The Overlords)
Super Smash Bros Brawl: 0001-4422-9874
Name: Ryan
Mario Kart Wii: 1978-2717-0323
Last Updated 03/6/11
Rank: 3-Stars (ranks are approximate)
Versus Rank: 9999
Battle Rank: 8300
Mario Sports Mix *NEW!*: 2107-7686-2451

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Mario Kart Wii Info

2nd CO-Leader of LR

MARIO KART WII

Favorite Characters used: Funky Kong, Mii (Outfit A for races, Outfit B for Battles), and sometimes, Luigi

Miis used: LR☆Blur (Co-Leader)

Controller used: 100% Wii Wheel

Vehicles used: Speed Types; Mach Bike or Flame Runner (Bowser Bike)

Favorite Courses (1 being most favorite):
1. Moonview Highway - I really don't see why people hate it so much. It's fun and has my favorite soundtrack in the game.
2. N64 Mario Raceway - I'm always nostalgic here.
3. DK Summit - A fun course where I can pull off some sneaky item placements.
4. Bowser's Castle - Really fun. 'Nuff said.
5. N64 Bowser's Castle - The gaps between 1st and everyone else can make it a guarantee win... For me!

Least Favorite Courses (1 being least favorite)
1. DS Yoshi Falls - Short, dull, and really sucks the fun out of racing.
2. Moo Moo Meadows - What's so popular about the Moo Moo courses? They're crap!
3. SNES Ghost Valley - Shortest course in the game... Screw it.
4. Wario's Gold Mine - Wario has stadiums with really cool music in the previous installments, now we have a gold mine with western feel? You made me hate you, Nintendo.
5. Rainbow Road - Look out! It's the shitty one!

Favorite Battle Stages (1 being most favorite):
1. Funky Stadium - The biggest and best stage there is!
2. Block Plaza - A fun stage where you can be safe from retaliation when you're on the higher platforms.
3. N64 Skyscraper - Another nostalgic stage.

Least Favorite Battle Stages (1 being least favorite):
1. GCN Cookie Land - God molest GCN Cookie Land! It's too small and it sucks the big one!
2. Chain Chomp Wheel - Stars in the middle item boxes are the ONLY good things about this stage.
3. Thwomp Desert - Huh? This is supposed to be a fun stage? Well, it's not.

MARIO KART 7

Favorite Characters used: Metal Mario or Luigi

Kart Customization: Heavyweight

Favorite Courses (1 being most favorite)
1. Neo Bowser City - This is my frontrunning course! Use some off-road wheels and you're set!
2. Music Park - Gotta love the tune that plays there as well as making music while racing on the track.
3: N64 Luigi Raceway - Rapeway 2.0, but I still am considered the rapist of this course
4. Rainbow Road - This Skittle-sponsored road is MUCH better than the piece of shit Rainbow Road on the Wii. It even has the tune from N64 Rainbow Road too, which made my day when I heard it.
5. DS Waluigi Pinball - This is a fun course and always will be.

Least Favorite Courses (1 being least favorite)
1. Wario's Shipyard - What is with Wario nowadays?! His stadiums were the best courses in previous installments! Now his courses are shit! Plain and simple!
2. SNES Rainbow Road - Look out! It's Mario Kart 7's Wii Luigi Circuit without guardrails!
3. Maka Wuhu - I don't hate Maka Wuhu, but I have to put it here because there are glitch bitches who take the ultra shortcut for an easy victory. This course is Mario Kart 7's Grumble Volcano.
4. Wii Mushroom Gorge - This course sucked in the Wii installment and it still does in this one. The mushrooms are bigger, but they're still glitched as hell.
5. Wii Maple Treeway - I have never seen anything remotely interesting about this course in the Wii version, and I still don't like it here.