My Life isn't half this epic..

The perfect boyfriend...
When she pushes you or hits you
[ Grab her and don't let go ]
When she's quiet
[ Ask her what's wrong ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying
[ Just hold her and don't say a word until she stops then ask her what's wrong ]
When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared
[ Protect her ]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she grabs at your hands
[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
When she tells you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away]

17 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares;and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say PICK ME!PICK ME
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu i choose you!!!
17. Ride in a cart down the most crowded aisle and yell "the british are coming!" over and over and then have someone in a red coat (aka a British person) come chasing after you.
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Friends...
-A true friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. ♥
-A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. ♥
-If all my friends were to jump of a cliff, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them! ♥

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