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If only I had back the money that me and Cathrine sent that TV preacher that was screwing the hockey players. For some strange reason, some earthlings call us camel crickets, although we don't know why, nor do we appreciate it very much. Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. Lewis was ...

Hey, kiddies, Space Ghost went to the zoo the other day, and he looked so fat in his costume the elephants started throwing HIM peanuts! I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation. Koontz favored sandwiches made out of chunky peanut-butter and Bermuda ...

If my most feared opponent was named Wild Bill Ass, I'd be seriously contemplating taking myself out.

Koontz favored sandwiches made out of chunky peanut-butter and Bermuda onions. Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. With the exception of an episode of Enterouge which Michael made us watch six times. The north side of my town faced east and the east was facing south. I'm a hobo Eddie...

Call me a cornball if you have to, but I get really sad whenever the enemies kill my dinosaur pet. On the verge of exhaustion, he can't even resist the request to sign the bare midriff of just one more screaming fan, or complaining about it afterward. Furthermore, with a "sizeable portion" of his...

I'm a hobo Eddie thought incoherently. Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. Every battle, reputations are on the line in Kitchen Stadium. Equally popular was the practice of slicing open preg...

General Turreau was told that his soldiers behaved worse than cannibals; however, he he himself had given the order to burn down all houses. Call me a cornball if you have to, but I get really sad whenever the enemies kill my dinosaur pet. On the verge of exhaustion, he can't even resist the requ...