My name is Tishala Marie. I have never met one telemarketer that can pronounce it correctly. When I was in the second grade I played the Pig in the school musical...I took that role way to serious. My feet sweat even in flip flops. My index toe is longer than any other toe on my foot. I am a horrible cook, but a fabulous eater. I cant have a productive BM without a lot of coffee and a little pink pill. When I am alone I like to pretend I am dancing at a club with people all around watching me, and in the dream I am thin and wearing a leopard leotard with tall black boots. People always stop me on the way out of the club to tell me how Great I dance! In kindergarden I stuck an orange crayon in my nose, it took 2 doctors to get it out..after that I stopped using crayons to make me sneeze. I think O.J. did it, but Michael Jackson didnt. I confess that I do crazy things with my hair to pull the attention away from my lower gut fat. I have always believed that I married outside of my point system. My children love thier daddy way more than they love me. It took 9 months for me to love my first born more than my cat Mufasa ( May he rest in peace...Mufasa, not my first born). I am only white on the outside.`

In February of 2008 I underwent Gastric Bypass Surgery and have lost almost 100 pounds. You can see the huge difference in some of my videos. I have a lot of people asking me what happened and how I lost the weight. It was very simple..they got rid of more than half of my stomach and my intestines! Loosing the weight was easy, keeping it off will be the fight of my life!