Calvinist Motto: MESS WITH THE BEST - CROAK LIKE THE REST!

1. I teach Hyper-Dispensationalism! It's not in the Bible! I yank it out with a crowbar.

2. I teach Arminianism! It's not in the Bible. YES I AM AN ARMINIAN ~ I SAY I'M NOT, BUT I AM!

3. I hate the Brothers and the Sisters! Jesus said by that love all men shall know that we are saved.

"A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another". John 13:34-35

4. I teach Universalism! It's not in the Bible. I DO teach Universalism - I just don't know what Universalism is exactly..

5. I teach Humanism! It's not in the Bible. Oh boy, HUMANISM IS MY BIGGEST AND BEST teaching.

6. I HATE CALVINISM! The Bible teaches Calvinism. I have NO CLUE what Calvinism is, but I will denounce it anyway, because that's what I do. John Calvin was a murdering swine, and that's good enough for me.

7. Let's just cut the --- I teach lies every time I open my pie hole.

8. God has determined that I continue to teach my lies and faulty, erroneous doctrine, until I try my best to repent of my wickedness!

9. I say God is the Lord of Glory, but I really don't believe it.

10. I don't believe God is Sovereign! I don't know what sovereign means.
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PLEASE AVOID THESE PEOPLE:
YouTubers who teach the Hyper-Dispensational heresy. They are of THE MOST DANGEROUS liars and perverters of God's word.
http://www.youtube.com/user... AmbassadorRoc
http://www.youtube.com/user... discerningthebible
http://www.youtube.com/user... chainsaw350
http://www.youtube.com/user... GospelMountain
http://www.youtube.com/user... PastorPunisher
http://www.youtube.com/user... TheUserAdmonition
http://www.youtube.com/user... GospelGentleman
http://www.youtube.com/user... HarpazoSoon
http://www.youtube.com/user... LesFeldickMinistries
http://www.youtube.com/user... JediMan6722
http://www.youtube.com/user... mgreer511002
http://www.youtube.com/user... ROMANSthruPHILEMON
http://www.youtube.com/user... midactsD
http://www.youtube.com/user... paulinerightdivision
http://www.youtube.com/user... ReconciledSinner
http://www.youtube.com/user... AmericanWayne
http://www.youtube.com/user... ahavah8ahavah
http://www.youtube.com/user... GraceBibleLive
http://www.youtube.com/user... wellswithoutwater
http://www.youtube.com/user... schnor88
http://www.youtube.com/user... bibledoctrine
http://www.youtube.com/user... GraceAboundedMore
http://www.youtube.com/user... MrJedmo
http://www.youtube.com/user... nightverse
http://www.youtube.com/user... BeaconofGrace
http://www.youtube.com/user... ForgottenTruthsTV
http://www.youtube.com/user... TheJamesAmber
http://www.youtube.com/user... nightverse2
http://www.youtube.com/user... gregs56
http://www.youtube.com/user... mousey1952
http://www.youtube.com/user... BereanBibleStudyECM
http://www.youtube.com/user... Soldier4Jesus7777
http://www.youtube.com/user... rightlydivide
http://www.youtube.com/user... Jedmo65
http://www.youtube.com/user... FORMETOKNOWONLY
http://www.youtube.com/user... Ogram1000
http://www.youtube.com/user... Ajaxxism1
http://www.youtube.com/user... SavedInLouisiana
http://www.youtube.com/user... ChaplainLynn
http://www.youtube.com/user... ishellreal
http://www.youtube.com/user... edwardpf123
http://www.youtube.com/user... winlightministries
http://www.youtube.com/user... Mercury1955
http://www.youtube.com/user... gore53
http://www.youtube.com/user... JesusPaid4You
http://www.youtube.com/user... farmerboyjohnny1
http://www.youtube.com/user... osasandsealed
http://www.youtube.com/user... AM1490dotNET
http://www.youtube.com/user... truthman10200
http://www.youtube.com/user... TriangleBibleChurch
http://www.youtube.com/user... gracefellowshipbible
http://www.youtube.com/user... RenegadePatriot
http://www.youtube.com/user... RoyalGraceBC
http://www.youtube.com/user... dispnsationaljon
http://www.youtube.com/user... BigFaithSmallChurch
http://www.youtube.com/user... GraceSchooloftheBible
http://www.accordingtograce... Co-owned by Greg and Bro Barry

The following user is NOT Hyper-D, but a great supporter of these people:
http://www.youtube.com/user... JackSmack77
http://www.youtube.com/user... GraceSaves777

GREG!
1. "I have done MORE than believe the Gospel, I have RECEIVED it."
2. "I have received DONATIONS"
3. "I have kead people to "right" divisiion.
4. "YOU WILL NEVER REACH MY SUPERIORITY!"
5. "I have led people to the Gospel" What have you done?"

SATAN
1. "I will ascend into heaven"
2. "I will exalt my throne above the stars of God"
3. I will sit upon the mount of the congregation"
4."I will ascend above the heights of the clouds"
5. "I will be like the Most HIgh"

Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit. They that see thee shall narrowly look upon thee, and consider thee, saying, Is this the man that made the earth to tremble, that did shake kingdoms.... {Isaiah 14:13-16}


I am a VERY narcissistic man. I love myself so much, everytime I look in the mirror I want to explode. When I preach, I look so good that I get all the glory. I am sure Jesus Christ won't mind ~ after all, his gospel in less important than Paul's gospel, so I can afford to be like I am.

I am a FAKE gospel preacher because the Bible tells me so.

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Hebrews Chapter 5
5So also Christ glorified not himself to be made an high priest; but he that said unto him, Thou art my Son, to day have I begotten thee.

6As he saith also in another place, Thou art a priest for ever after the order of Melchisedec.

7Who in the days of his flesh, when he had offered up prayers and supplications with strong crying and tears unto him that was able to save him from death, and was heard in that he feared;

8Though he were a Son, yet learned he obedience by the things which he suffered;

9And being made perfect, he became the author of eternal salvation unto all them that obey him;

10Called of God an high priest after the order of Melchisedec.

11Of whom we have many things to say, and hard to be uttered, seeing ye are dull of hearing.

12For when for the time ye ought to be teachers, ye have need that one teach you again which be the first principles of the oracles of God; and are become such as have need of milk, and not of strong meat.

13For every one that useth milk is unskilful in the word of righteousness: for he is a babe.

14But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.

Hebrews Chapter 6
1Therefore leaving the principles of the doctrine of Christ, let us go on unto perfection; not laying again the foundation of repentance from dead works, and of faith toward God,

2Of the doctrine of baptisms, and of laying on of hands, and of resurrection of the dead, and of eternal judgment.

3And this will we do, if God permit.

I need to grow up and move to maturity, if GOD will permit me.

"Let us be on our guard against false doctrine. Unsound faith will never be the mother of really sound practice, and in these latter days, departures from the faith abound. See then that your loins be girded about with truth, and be very jealous of receiving anything which cannot be proved by the Bible. Do not think for a moment that false doctrine will meet you face to face, saying, "I am false doctrine, and I want to come into your heart." Satan does not go to work in that way. He dresses up false doctrine like Jezebel — he paints her face and attires her hair, and tries to make her like truth. Do not think that those who preach error will never preach anything that is true. Error would do little harm if that was the case. No! Error will come before you mingled with much that is sound and scriptural".~ J.C. Ryle
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FUNNIEST YOUTUBE COMMENT EVER!

toonmag50
"60,000 Crown troops vs 600,000 yankee, backy chewin, banjo playin, cousin humpin, tax dodgers - and they still called in 50,000 hanky holding wine sippin frenchies."
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