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@powerstrokinit01 How much does it cost to repair the cars after wrecks like the ones in the video? I'm looking to get into racing and Allison Legacies are one of the series I'm considering, but I'm on a pretty tight budget.

Every band I've ever heard sucks in comparison to this.

aaaaAAAAAaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@PEPSI2448 They're not ruined, they just have... character. Lol

The perfect soundtrack for being in someone's base, killin' their doods. Especially SW Battlefront 2

@ThePharaohMan12 lol U mad Pharaoh?

If you're losing your hair and you don't like that glare; ROGAINE

The Seat Cordoba and the Toyota Corolla are also well suited for this track, so long as you prefer tail-happy cars. They're all so different it really comes down to trying every car and seeing which one fits your driving style best. I tend to prefer a car that's eager to go sideways, but if you p...

The one thing I don't like about this game is the championship mode. The tires wear too quickly and are always GONE by lap two. I'm stuck driving an anchored cargo ship for the rest of the round. But the arcade and practice modes are a ton of fun. Love taking that long powerslide around the first...

@EmmaTaylor0526 An astrophysicist AND a rockstar. The only possible way for him to be more awesome is if somehow he were also a racecar driver and alligator wrestler

If you're looking for a simulator keep looking, but man is this game FUN!

-Hermes if you proceed with this death transaction you will be posthumously demoted!

-Life, death, either way I'm restricted to a tiny cubicle

On the count of three. ONE!!! *smack*

@radicalhit Well thank God they created the UN to UN-nazi the earth.

@PHY104 It's not about where you start, it's about where you finish. Besides, no one wants to see a race where the guys up front stay up front and the guys at the back stay at the back. Boring!

@flamesdemon19 What the hell are its eyes? the yellow things? I've shot them a million times and gotten nothing

@ChaseForTheCupTV Just have him run it during any October race for breast cancer

I'm glad they let him use HIS colors on his helmet, not Brawn GP's florescent yellow. I hate it when a driver changes his helmet to match the car's sponsors.

@C0LL1N The reason people hated him winning so often was that it got boring seeing the same person win over and over again. People like to change it up every now and then. Part of the appeal of NASCAR was that anyone could win on any given weekend, but during the 90s it seemed like Gordon won EVE...

It's because of veggietales that Esther is my favorite bible story

...so, you guys are wise men? That's pretty cool. Have you always been wise or uh... do you have to go to school for that?

That was killer! Great work fellas!

Anybody else think that the F/A-37 looks kind of like the X-02 Wyvern from Ace Combat 4?

@Tanvir378 because he's BATMAN that's how

@SequinedBag "do you wanna know how I got these scars? I was in a surf-off with batman and was attacked by a shark because I didn't have shark repellant bat-spray"

@vccstudents I don't know, Rudd's one tough customer: You sure he didn't win that fight? lol

@rpby82 Yes! Where's the fun in racing if it's practically impossible to win from further than 5th or so on the grid? There's billions of dollars difference between the front and back of the grid, and that's taking away from good competition.

@Karel5656 Yeah, I never got that either. No matter how well I do there's always a bandit shooting at and hitting the civilian plane. And for some reason no matter how much punishment it takes it never goes down. Other than getting shot down yourself is there even a way to fail this mission?

And now it's Zoidberg's turn! When I was two there was a tidal wave in- AWWWWW...

@ecbk1ng Very true about the real world setting. I kind of feel more patriotic towards ISAF than my own country

@LilATL94 interesting

@BlackhoundOne AMEN

But... these go to 11

Umm... that's an F-15. If you're gonna do this at least get the plane's country of origin right.

@Gnasni If he's the latter he must be Sigmund Freud

FEBTOBER!!!!

Hooray, we're adequate!!!

@ZuKahta Then again this is Hermes we're talking about. I wouldn't be surprised if he knew the alphabet shortly after birth.