The Golden Child..... returns?

This is a friend of mine who I sporadically stayed in contact with while he was in the Peace Corps. One day he just stopped contact for almost two years now. I just want to make sure he's okay and didn't stop contact because he died or something. Any way I can contact him and touch base?

Guys, this is a joke. It's funny. Geeze. Lighten up.

When I was, like, 7 my friend told me it was when a guy sits on a guy and pees in her. When I relayed this new found information to my mother, she sat me down IMMEDIATELY and told me the for reals about sex and babies. I remember my dad was in a panic to corral my three younger siblings to the ot...

I followed the link to see your brothers and I only saw one for Mr. Serious. Where is your other brother? (Light up crotch one) You said you had two brothers doing this thing!

@wompwompWomp1 Man, if they spanked me and it didn't hurt, I NEVER let them know. I would keep crying, which wasn't hard to fake cause I was already upset, and waddle away when they were done. I can't imagine I'd still be alive if I had told them it didn't hurt.

@cactussandwich44 Bleach. It's usually lethal to drink.

When using dark or rich fabric dyes, you should use double the amount of dye recommended.

Aww. How sad is it that I wanted to post this on Facebook, but now I can't because of the last line because I'm friends with my mom. Still, very funny vid.

This is totally fake. Freddie has better aim than that.

Beautiful.

Oh hey. I was late too. Now I'm having a baby.

Not joking. Seriously.

Whoooo.

I felt like I got lost in the South....

I wish my books were returned to me only dog-eared. One of my students returned a book to me that looked like it had been run over, peed on, thrown from a moving bus, held under a sweaty armpit, then glared at contemptuously. When I saw it, all I could ask was, "Did you at least enjoy the book, R...

@checkmyhairandsocks Oh my goodness I was thinking the same thing.

Who are these random people? Are you guys stringing college theatre students along telling them that if they are good, they will get to be in the group FOR REALS. But really, we all know that will never happen. That's what I would do if I needed extra actors.

I'd think being friends with Maggie would be a constant entertaining show, then it'd get irritating when it was time to go to bed.

I don't listen to porno music/ comment time anymore because I'm looking for my screenname and hoping you used my comment so I can feel special...

When I had hiccups as a child I had to, according to my mom, get a glass of water and then put a butter knife in it, then drink the water with the handle of the knife pressed behind my ear... It felt wrong somehow, but I still can't figure out why...

My sister is the worst picture whore. When we both lived at our parents house her room was across the hall and she took a hundred pictures of herself while the doors to our rooms were open. Then she posted them all on Facebook. A month later I look at her pics and find that there are a hundred pi...

There is actually an ATM type money machine in the customer service section at Walmart that talks like this. It announces that you are getting a money order in the amount $200 exactly when scary-looking people walk by... Did you guys do the voice for that one too?

I just figure if I look at them with an intense, focused LOVE expression, they will come closer then roll over so I can rub their bellies.