GoldFloride

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!"

"If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses."

"I once locked my keys out of my car. I had break out of my car with a coat hanger."

"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot."

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