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About "All The Chicks Show Their Tits!"

Organizing some kick-ass parties under the flag of 8th Heaven:
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GeorgiusPetrus

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Jul 17, 2011

Date Joined

Jan 6, 2008

About this user

Just a few little excerpts from the life of myself....

1. If you have five dollars and Georgius has five dollars, Georgius has more money than you.
2. There is no 'Ctrl' button on Georgius' computer. Georgius is always in control.
3. Apple pays Georgius 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Georgius can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Georgius can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Georgius can kill two stones with one bird.
7. Georgius doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
8. Georgius does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
9. Georgius does not sleep. He waits.
10. Georgius counted to infinity - twice.
11. When Georgius does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
12. Georgius can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
13. Georgius doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
14. Georgius can slam a revolving door.
15. Georgius does not get frostbite. Georgius bites frost.
16. When Georgius sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Georgius has not had to pay taxes, ever.
17. Georgius can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
18. Georgius is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Georgius.
19. Georgius once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Georgius won by 5.
20. Georgius once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Video DJ / Translator / SEO expert

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8th Heaven, a. s.

Interests

8th Heaven - 8. Nebo

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